"Late Show" host Stephen Colbert on Monday made fun of GOP presidential nominee Donald Trump's cartoonish physician, Dr. Harold Bornstein, who gave a truly fantastic interview to NBC News last week.
"He looks like a guy who could not only write you a prescription for drugs," Colbert said of Bornstein, "but tell you what they taste like first."
In his interview, Bornstein said he wrote Trump's bill of health in five minutes, feeling rushed and thus anxious, while a limo driver waited outside of his office.
"Rushed, anxious, five minutes, driver waiting," Colbert responded. "You definitely want the candidate's physical to sound like losing your virginity on prom night."