The apparent impending divorce of "Brangelina" is a veritable perfect storm of internet criticism likely to dominate the entertainment gossip sphere for the foreseeable future.
In certain corners of the web, the former couple isn't likely to unseat Donald Trump. But among those who care more about celebrity gossip than presidential prattle, this news rocks the world:
Or they're extravagantly not so upset and demand everyone know about their apathy:
The memes have already started, and most of them assume that Pitt's at fault because this is what he did to Jennifer Anniston to end up with Angelina Jolie in the first place.