Patton Oswalt showed up on Stephen Colbert’s “Late Show” on Thursday to promote a new product designed to muffle your “uncontrollable rage” following President-elect Donald Trump’s victory on Tuesday: Choke-It-Down.
Choke-It-Down may look like a balled-up dirty sock, but its “fiber-bundled technology absorbs your screams of anguish and locks ’em away,” Oswalt said. “So you can live a normal life — at work, at home, and perfect for Thanksgiving.”
Oswalt himself then inadvertently suffered a fit of uncontrolled rage.
“We’re the fucking beacon for rationality and intelligence,” he ranted. “Fuck this. All of it.”
