The Donald Trump campaign apparently didn’t receive notice that hashtag interviews with Twitter are never a good idea, because he decided to conduct one today, and the results speak for themselves. One is just perfect:
Some are probably too on point:
Where is your island that you hunt people on? #AskTrump
— Johnny Roque (@johnnyroque) September 21, 2015
Many are quite direct:
#AskTrump why are you such an asshole?
— rosi (@aestheticrosi) September 21, 2015
Why are you such a dipshit? #AskTrump
— Nik Makakiz 🧌 (@BananaSlapdick) September 21, 2015
Dear Trump,
Do you mind getting in the oven to clean it?#AskTrump— trin (@TrinTreeIsMe) September 21, 2015
Some are quite pointed, if utterly absurd:
Others are nerdy and irrelevant:
#AskTrump Do you think the Furiosa arc in the Fury Road prequel comics is worthy of the amazing character in the film
— Prufrock451 (@prufrock451) September 21, 2015
Are you the one who knocks? #AskTrump
— Katelyn (@canofwine) September 21, 2015
And of course, curiosity about his hair abounds:
#AskTrump what do you feed that thing on your head
— Anomaly♡s Army (@edmeyer_able) September 21, 2015
Have you ever wondered what you'd like like with a crew cut ?
#AskTrump— JoaquinJoe Kaman (@JoaquinJoeKaman) September 21, 2015
#AskTrump how many squirrels died for your hair??
— Jaime Lopez (@Lopeezie) September 21, 2015
#AskTrump why they hating on you mane
— T Fuckin $inatra (@T_Sinatra) September 21, 2015
Sadly, he only answered the serious questions, even if he didn’t sound like he was doing so seriously:
.@MarieLeff #asktrump pic.twitter.com/ufCLFKeFrN
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 21, 2015
.@ARealSuperMan #asktrump pic.twitter.com/x2j6yiaBzU
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 21, 2015
.@Iammzsmit #asktrump pic.twitter.com/bDrOCUoskG
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 21, 2015