Internet publication Thought Catalog has become the premier destination for all things Millennial, boldly revealing secrets of 20-somethings, like the fact that women like to poop together, apparently, and that it’s tough to be rich kids. Most recently, the trolliest of Internet publications became a staunch defender of blackface. Inspired by Thought Catalog’s insatiable appetite for clickbait, here are 10 stories that would fit right in with its usual content:
What The Earth’s Seasonal Tilt Towards The Sun Says About You
5 Easy Ways To Nab A Significant Other By Eating Only Peanut Butter
Why It’s Actually Great To Go To Jail For A Crime You Didn’t Commit
What The Outcome Of The Franco-Prussian War Says About You
A Broad, Overreaching And Totally Unsubstantiated Statement About 20-Somethings
Why Misogyny In The Workplace Is A Good Thing For Women
A List of Unsolicited Advice From A Bunch Of People Who Freely Admit They’re Idiots
10 Pieces Of Unconventional Wisdom That Are Actually Just Stupid
7 Ways Millennials Are Like Pine Cones
5 Tips About Just, Like, Whatever, Man
