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Lauren Slater

Lauren Slater is the author of "Welcome to My Country," "Prozac Diary" and, most recently, "Lying."

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My kids like the nanny better!

Lauren Slater

I love my dog as much as my child

Lauren Slater

One nation, under the weather

Lauren Slater