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Ted Heller

Ted Heller's latest novel, "Pocket Kings," will be published in March. He is also the author of the novels "Slab Rat" and "Funnymen."

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The future is no fun: Self-publishing is the worst

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Enjoy the game? For the true fan, it’s all about agony

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