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Wednesday, Jan 22, 2003 9:00 PM UTC2003-01-22T21:00:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

TV’s queen bitch

Joan Rivers is unbelievably vile and crude -- she and daughter Melissa must get their own reality show! Plus: Kelly Osbourne gives a clinic on dealing with Dad.

TV's queen bitch

Last night it occurred to me that if anyone deserves their own reality show, it’s Melissa and Joan Rivers. This stroke of genius hit me while I was watching a live edition of E!’s “Fashion Police” the day after the Golden Globe Awards. Joan and Melissa possess a certain quality that has until now been missing from reality sitcoms: seething familial resentment, clear evidence of childhood trauma and utterly mismatched opponents.

That’s what would set my show, “The Rivers,” apart. (I know it’s not grammatical, but who’s going to produce a show called “The Riverses”?) You’d have none of the palpable affection of “The Osbournes,” none of the zonked-out detachment of “The Anna Nicole Show,” none of the cheerful self-deprecation of “Star Dates.” Instead, you’d get the unadulterated pleasure of watching Melissa gamely try to keep things clean, vapid and obsequious as her mother lets fly increasingly revolting and mortifying remarks just so she can watch her daughter’s face twist into a mask of pure hatred. The cattiness was kept to a disappointing minimum during the E! fashion wrap-up, except when it came to each other. Then Joan and Melissa proved that they really are a Jean-Paul Sartre play waiting to happen.

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Wednesday, Jan 19, 2011 7:20 PM UTC2011-01-19T19:20:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Scandal: Fox cancels Joan Rivers for Palin insult!

An Orwellian tale of censorship

Sarah Palin and Joan Rivers

Sarah Palin and Joan Rivers

Was Joan Rivers uninvited from Fox News for insulting Sarah Palin? Yes. Probably. PAGING ANDREW SULLIVAN.

Rivers was booked on Fox — presumably “Fox & Friends” — to promote an upcoming reality program. Then, over the weekend, she called Sarah Palin “stupid,” into a video camera, because TMZ asked Joan Rivers what she thought about Sarah Palin, and that was the inevitable response. Before calling her “stupid,” Rivers issued the following blood libel: “I think Sarah Palin is an amazing woman. I think she represents everything strong a woman can be, and I think she should go someplace — to another planet, to show them, and get out of our face.” So much for civility!

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Thursday, Jun 10, 2010 12:20 AM UTC2010-06-10T00:20:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Joan Rivers gets her (scary) close-up

Can a new documentary make the groundbreaking female comic -- and avatar of self-hatred -- a star one more time?

A still from "Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work"

A still from "Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work"

Crushed by the hostile London reviews of what at first looked like a hit show — her autobiographical play, “Joan Rivers: A Work in Progress by a Life in Progress” — the veteran comedian takes a moment to explain something to the documentary filmmakers who’ve been following her around. Say what you like about her comedy, she says; she doesn’t care. (This is Rivers-rhetoric and as such completely not true, but never mind.) But if you say she’s no good as an actress, you have wounded her. “My whole career is an actress’ career,” she says in that distinctive Brooklyn-Jewish growl. “I’m an actress who plays a comedian.”

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Thursday, Apr 22, 2010 1:01 AM UTC2010-04-22T01:01:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Tribeca: 20 films to catch at N.Y.’s spring showcase

Bloody noir, Joan Rivers, Vidal Sassoon and al-Qaida -- big hits and unseen gems of Manhattan's sprawling fest

Eric Elmosnino and Deborah Grall in "Gainsbourg, Je t'Aime ... Moi Non Plus," and Joan Rivers in "Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work."

Eric Elmosnino and Deborah Grall in "Gainsbourg, Je t'Aime ... Moi Non Plus," and Joan Rivers in "Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work."

When the Tribeca Film Festival was launched in 2002, co-founders Robert De Niro, Jane Rosenthal and Craig Hatkoff talked a good game about rebuilding downtown Manhattan in the wake of the 9/11 attacks. As has been documented here and elsewhere, they clearly had a business objective in mind as well. Their initial goal — to build a New York spring film festival on a global par with Cannes, Sundance, Berlin and Venice — has clearly not been reached. On balance, I don’t think that’s a bad thing.

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Wednesday, Aug 5, 2009 4:06 PM UTC2009-08-05T16:06:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Should Orly Taitz replace Paula Abdul?

The "American Idol" judge has given her final critique. And we have a few suggested replacements

April 6, 2008 photo of Randy Jackson, left, Paula Abdul, center, and Simon Cowell on stage at the "Idol Gives Back" fundraising special of "American Idol" in Los Angeles.

April 6, 2008 photo of Randy Jackson, left, Paula Abdul, center, and Simon Cowell on stage at the "Idol Gives Back" fundraising special of "American Idol" in Los Angeles.

No one can replace Paula Abdul entirely. And let’s be honest: Would anyone want to? The famously incoherent “American Idol” judge became a national punch line for her train-wreck tangents and sputtering, new age nonsense: “You stood in your truth” won’t be the catchphrase of any summer.

But Paula brought many things to the show — a nurturing side, an ability to laugh at herself, a tendency to go terribly off-script, a tabloid sideshow, and a history as a performer, if one who peaked before the reign of Autotune. Now that she’s leaving the ratings juggernaut, who will late-night comedians have to push around?

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Thursday, Mar 28, 2002 9:22 PM UTC2002-03-28T21:22:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

The week in dirt

Red carpet nastiness: Is Peter Fonda the next Joan Rivers? Plus: Why Will and Jada Smith should get a Parenting Award, why stick figure Kate Moss suddenly eats for two, and more.

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Amy Reiter, who writes Salon’s Nothing Personal column, dishes highlights from the column every week on Salon Audio.

This week it’s all about red carpet nastiness at the Oscars. Is Peter Fonda bucking to be the next Joan Rivers? Plus: Why Will and Jada Smith should get a Parenting Award, why stick figure Kate Moss suddenly eats for two, and more.

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