2014's fast food atrocities
Burger King's black cheeseburger: Made with squid ink and bamboo charcoal, arguably a symbol of meat's destructive effect on the planet. Only available in Japan.
George W. Bush doesn’t have the luxury of forgetting Poland right now — Polish officials have made noise about pulling their troops out of Iraq by year’s end. So Dick Cheney is trying to seduce the Poles into staying longer, even though popular support for the Iraq mission in Poland has fallen dramatically. (He is also in Poland for the Auschwitz commemmoration). From the IHT:
“Vice President Dick Cheney tried to shore up Polish support for the war in Iraq in meetings Wednesday with President Aleksander Kwasniewski … While some European nations have refrained from committing troops, Poland has been a trustworthy partner in the war in Iraq. But the Polish defense minister, Jerzy Szmajdzinski, has said that he thinks Polish troops should stay in Iraq only until the end of this year.”
“‘Cheney will express support for everything Poland has done as one of the most stalwart partners in this coalition in Iraq,’ said Janusz Bugajski, an expert on East European affairs at the Washington-based Center for Strategic and International Studies. Poland will ‘be looking for an explanation of how long the mission is likely to continue. Support for the mission has dropped precipitously in Poland.’”
“Cheney needs to nurture this American ally, says Radek Sikorski, a former deputy minister of defense in Poland and fellow at the American Enterprise Institute in Washington.”
Dick Cheney? Nurture? Are we talking about the same Dick Cheney? We don’t think we have ever seen the words “Cheney” and “nurture” in a sentence before. Who knows, maybe the vice president will convince the Polish government to stick it out in Iraq, despite the costs and escalating danger. And then maybe Cheney can try his nurturing moves on allies the Bush administration has alienated these last four years. On to France and Germany!
Geraldine Sealey is senior news editor at Salon.com.More Geraldine Sealey.
Domino's Specialty Chicken: It's like regular pizza, except instead of a crust, there's fried chicken. The company's marketing officer calls it "one of the most creative, innovative menu items we have ever had” -- brain power put to good use.
KFC'S ZINGER DOUBLE DOWN KING: A sandwich made by adding a burger patty to the infamous chicken-instead-of-buns creation can only be described using all caps. NO BUN ALL MEAT. Only available in South Korea.
Taco Bell's Waffle Taco: It took two years for Taco Bell to develop this waffle folded in the shape of a taco, the stand-out star of its new breakfast menu.
Krispy Kreme Triple Cheeseburger: Only attendees at the San Diego County Fair were given the opportunity to taste the official version of this donut-hamburger-heart attack combo. The rest of America has reasonable odds of not dropping dead tomorrow.
Taco Bell's Quesarito: A burrito wrapped in a quesadilla inside an enigma. Quarantined to one store in Oklahoma City.
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