Baseball
Rays MVP: Coco Crisp?
The Red Sox outfielder did Tampa Bay a favor when he ducked under pitcher James Shields' punch.
If the Tampa Bay Rays win the World Series this year — and mark this down as the first time that phrase has ever been typed in these pages without sarcasm — they ought to vote a small share to Boston Red Sox outfielder Coco Crisp, who did something last week that just might have saved Tampa’s season.
Crisp had gotten into a beef with the Rays middle infield. He’d taken exception to shortstop Jason Bartlett using his knee to block second base during a Crisp stolen base attempt Wednesday night. Crisp was safe but he injured his thumb on the play. Later in the same game, Crisp delivered a hard forearm to second baseman Akinori Iwamura as he slid into second on another steal attempt.
So on Thursday, Rays pitcher James Shields hit Crisp in the thigh with a fastball on the first pitch of Crisp’s first at-bat. Shields, declining to deny the obvious, admitted after the game that he was standing up for his teammates by throwing at Crisp.
Crisp responded to the plunking by charging the mound. Shields, the Rays’ second-best pitcher and the best who doesn’t have thousands of points racked up from the disabled list frequent-visitor program, responded by throwing a roundhouse punch at Crisp — with his pitching hand.
You know why boxers wear those big padded gloves? Because if they didn’t, boxing matches would result in a lot more broken hands.
Crisp ducked and Shields’ punch whizzed past his hard head, harmlessly. After Crisp doinked a counter-punch off the back of Shields’ shoulder, catcher Dioner Navarro tackled him and Johnny Gomes, who seems ever-ready to charge into a fight from anywhere in the field — he was the one who roared in from right field to pounce on Shelley Duncan of the New York Yankees in spring training — raced out of the dugout and joined in for a little ground-and-pound, noting logically afterward, “A bench-clearing brawl is what it is.”
Iwamura and Carl Crawford also joined in.
Anyway, peace was restored, the aftermath being that the Rays have boosted their reputation as a bona-fide, rootin’-tootin’, not-back-downin’ contender in the American League East. “We’ve been getting stomped around the last 10 years and it isn’t going to happen anymore,” said Shields, who was in high school 10 years ago. Of course, the Red Sox won the game 7-1 and swept the three-game series.
More upshot: Shields’ valuable pitching hand isn’t in a cast and Major League Baseball handed out a whole bunch of suspensions. Crisp got seven games, Shields got six, Gomes five, Crawford four, Iwamura three. Two other Red Sox and a Ray who had joined in got between three and five games each.
We’ve talked before about how baseball needs to do something about the appeal-drop fandango that allows players to manage the timing of their suspensions, but another thing that should be fixed is that starting pitchers get off way too easy on these suspensions. Crisp has to sit for a week. Shields, who only works every fifth game, has a start pushed back a day or two.
The other thing that warrants serious consideration — other than the Rays sending Crisp a big thank-you card for having good reflexes — is for teams to have fight drills for their pitchers.
It sounds like I’m kidding but I’m not kidding. The play for Shields when Crisp charged him was to drop down and tackle him, neutralizing him until reinforcements, in the form of Navarro, a step behind Crisp, and Gomes, never far away in a brawl, arrive. A pitcher can’t be throwing roundhouse shots with his pitching hand. Shields got his shot in with the baseball. Now, get your man on the ground and keep those metacarpals intact.
That’s worth an afternoon on a back field in March, and it’d be kind of a fun drill too.
King Kaufman is a senior writer for Salon. You can e-mail him at king at salon dot com. Facebook / Twitter / Tumblr More King Kaufman.
Guillen’s pro-Castro candor
The Miami Marlins' manager is lucky to get a suspension. Not so long ago, he might have received a car bomb.
A contrite Miami Marlins manager Ozzie Guillen gestures at a news conference on Tuesday. (Credit: AP/Lynne Sladky) There’s not much reason to doubt that baseball manager Ozzie Guillen admires Fidel Castro. He said so five years ago in an interview with Men’s Journal. When asked to name the toughest man he knew, Guillen replied, “Fidel Castro. He’s a bull—- dictator and everybody’s against him, and he still survives, has power. Still has a country behind him. Everywhere he goes, they roll out the red carpet. I don’t admire his philosophy; I admire him.’’
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Jefferson Morley is a staff writer for Salon in Washington and author of the forthcoming book, Snow-Storm in August: Washington City, Francis Scott Key, and the Forgotten Race Riot of 1835 (Nan Talese/Doubleday). More Jefferson Morley.
The year of the baseball book
From a treatise on Yankee hating to a "people's history," a number of great books covered the national pastime
A simple and unsettling calculation reveals to me that this year marks the 40th anniversary of my coming to New England and setting up shop as a Red Sox fan. How innocent I was in that distant day: how little I understood the faces etched with pain, the haunted eyes, the lips that writhed in uttering “Yankees.” It did not take long to become afflicted by the same symptoms and, in my time here, certain Yankee-related events have been so traumatic that they are best designated by numerals alone: 1978 and 2003. The ALCS of 2004 (when the Red Sox came from a 0-3 game deficit to vanquish the evil ones) changed the region’s mental landscape — as, of course, did the subsequent World Championship(s). Since then, Yankee hating has become more of a pleasant pastime than a crippling mental and spiritual disorder.
Continue Reading CloseThe Marlins’ bizarre new look
The team's revamped logo involves a whimsical rainbow swoosh. The effect is anything but intimidating
So far the biggest story to come out of baseball’s early off-season isn’t some splashy free agent signing or the abrupt retirement of St. Louis Cardinals manager Tony LaRussa, but that of the logo and uniform redesign of the Florida Marlins. The new look was officially announced on Friday, and if you haven’t seen them already, you might not believe your eyes. In fact, when some of the images of the new logo were leaked there was such shock and disbelief by the baseball world, most people assumed it was a farce, calling the look everything from “Hawaiian Shaved Ice” to “Push-up Pop” to “Rainbow Bright.”
Continue Reading CloseExonerating Bill Buckner
25 years after the Red Sox infielder's infamous World Series error, we look at what really happened that October
(Credit: AP) Bill Buckner’s error in the 1986 World Series – 25 years ago today, a day of infamy for Red Sox fans — is one of the two most famous plays in World Series history. (Willie Mays’ catch in the 1954 fall classic is the other.)
Like Mays’ over-the-shoulder catch, Buckner’s booboo is entrenched in American folklore. Jimmy Fallon’s Red Sox fanatic in “Fever Pitch,” distraught over breaking up with his girlfriend, watches Buckner’s play over and over on his VCR. During congressional hearings in 2008, U.S. Rep. John Yarmuth, D-Ky., called former Treasury Secretary John Snow, then-SEC chief Christopher Cox and former Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan “three Bill Buckners.” On “Curb Your Enthusiasm” this season, Larry David loses a softball game when a ball rolls between his legs; his coach screams, “You Buckner-ed me!”
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What baseball tells us about racism
Most home-plate umpires are white -- and they seem to be hurting the careers of minority pitchers
Despite recent odes to “post-racial” sensibilities, persistent racial wage and unemployment gaps show that prejudice is alive and well in America. Nonetheless, that truism is often angrily denied or willfully ignored in our society, in part, because prejudice is so much more difficult to recognize on a day-to-day basis. As opposed to the Jim Crow era of white hoods and lynch mobs, 21st century American bigotry is now more often an unseen crime of the subtle and the reflexive — and the crime scene tends to be the shadowy nuances of hiring decisions, performance evaluations and plausible deniability.
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David Sirota is a best-selling author of the new book "Back to Our Future: How the 1980s Explain the World We Live In Now." He hosts the morning show on AM760 in Colorado. E-mail him at ds@davidsirota.com, follow him on Twitter @davidsirota or visit his website at www.davidsirota.com. More David Sirota.
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