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Rosencrantz and Guildenstern aren’t gold

The two American gymnasts were bit players in the men's all-around finals. But NBC treated them like Hamlet.

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U.S. gymnasts Jonathan Horton, left, and Sasha Artemev in Beijing.

I realized something was a little odd about NBC’s coverage of the men’s gymnastics individual all-around finals around midnight. There were 24 athletes in the competition, but NBC had been focusing on six: the favorite, China’s Yang Wei; Americans Jonathan Horton and Sasha Artemev; Japanese Kohei Uchimura and Hiroyuki Tomita; and Korean Yang Tae-young. The lion’s share of airtime went to the Americans and Yang Wei. We got occasional peeps at the Korean and the two Japanese, mostly when they screwed up. One Russian gymnast, Sergey Khorokhordin, also made it onto the screen for a minute or two. As far as I can remember, those were the only gymnasts NBC showed us.

Then, halfway through the six-routine event, one of the announcers informed us that some guy named Benoit Caranobe from France was in third place.

What was odd was that we hadn’t even seen Caranobe yet. And the last time I checked, they give out three medals at the Olympics.

Eventually, we did get to see Caranobe, albeit very briefly. And it was a good thing, because he ended up winning the bronze. But we pretty much had to imagine his performance.

The same thing happened during the men’s team finals. The coverage was all about the U.S. and China. The Japanese team, the defending champion that ended up winning the silver medal, barely made it onto the screen.

I know, this is inevitable. It simply isn’t possible for TV to show the entire gymnastics competition. As it was, it finished at 1:30 a.m. PST — are they really going to tack an additional hour or two? The nature of the event also makes it tough. All the events happen at the same time: When one gymnast is performing on the rings, another is on the horse, another on the parallel bars, and so on. Unless you’re there, you don’t realize that it is literally a six-ring circus. In person, it takes a little getting used to — you have to keep a scorecard, keep track of what everyone’s doing and not get distracted by routines performed by gymnasts who have no chance. In the case of Caranobe, he was the darkest of dark horses, and no one expected him to get anywhere near the podium. (He certainly didn’t seem to: When he found out he’d medaled, he collapsed in sobs.) By editing out all those routines, and all those also-ran gymnasts, TV is able to cut to the chase, make the matchups clearer, tell a more dramatic story.

And I also accept that American TV is going to focus disproportionately on American athletes. They’re the ones we know, and we’re more interested in them. If TV showed us as much of the Romanian and German gymnasts as they did of the Americans, its viewership would plummet. I wanted to see Horton and Artemev, because I knew their stories a little, knew what they had done in the team final and wanted to see how they’d do on their own.

And yes, tribal solidarity is part of it: At an Olympics, you end up rooting for your countrymen and women, and you don’t feel bad about it. It’s about the most benign form of nationalism imaginable. And I say that as someone who can’t stand quasi-official patriotism, like the tiresome singing of “God Bless America” that invaded the seventh innings of Major League Baseball after 9/11. (If I want to invoke the blessings of a nonexistent deity on my country, I’ll do it on my own time, thank you very much.) But unless a U.S. athlete is a world-class jerk, or I’m deeply invested in a foreign athlete for some reason, I’ll root, root, root for the home team.

So I understand the reasoning behind TV’s coverage. The producers are trying to create a compelling narrative out of big and unruly events, they have to highlight Americans, and they have limited time. Those are major constraints, and I don’t know if there’s an alternative to the way TV handles the games, aside from creating a sports-junkie channel that films the routines of every single athlete and allows you to watch them separately.

But the problem with TV’s coverage is that you’re not really seeing the Olympics, in all their chaotic and confusing sprawl. You’re seeing small, super-slick, heartwarming stories that have been concocted for you by skilled professionals, and that you dutifully imbibe. They’re good stories, but after a while, they start to feel cramped and artificial. The endless focus on Americans, when they’re not among the leaders, can feel like you’re trapped in a marathon performance of “Rosencrantz and Guildenstern,” in which a couple of doomed minor characters take over the whole drama. For me, that happened last night with Artemev and Horton. At a certain point, I wanted a wider look at the competition.

If you’ve attended the games in person, this feeling is even stronger. You long to be actually in the venues, armed with your own eyes and binoculars, creating your own narrative. If you want to observe the travails of that low-ranked Estonian gymnast as he tries to come back from a disastrous fall, you can. And if you decide you don’t need to watch the Americans exclusively, because they’re in 12th and 14th place (as they were much of Wednesday night), you don’t have to.

This isn’t just a problem with gymnastics, it’s a problem with TV’s Olympics coverage in general. As I say, there’s no single answer to it. But just once, I’d love to see an event narrated entirely from the point of view of the Australians, or the French, or the Nigerians. The novelty would be interesting. The stories would be different. And it would remind American viewers that there’s a whole world out there that they’re not seeing.

Finally, a few words about the competition itself. It was one of those meets that showed just how incredibly dangerous gymnastics is: There were several falls, one particularly harrowing one by Japan’s Tomita off the rings, that could have resulted in serious injury, or even death. It gives you even more respect for these superhuman performers, who have a legitimate claim, along with decathletes, to be considered the greatest athletes in the world.

Another remarkable thing, no doubt partly related to the sport’s danger and difficulty, was the deep camaraderie and respect the gymnasts displayed. After each routine, they would shake hands or high-five their competitors, even when medals were on the line. Battling head-to-head for a spot on the podium at the end of the competition, Khorokhordin and Uchimura shook hands before Uchimura performed his crucial routine — which resulted in the Japanese gymnast (a great talent who also has the most amazingly feminine face) winning silver. And China’s Yang was overheard saying, “Go Fabian” before German gymnast Fabian Hambüchen performed. If you like sportsmanship, this was about as good as it gets.

Finally, there was Yang, who after a disastrous showing in Athens came through on the biggest stage to confirm his status as the best gymnast in the world. Afterward, Yang graciously noted that “Paul Hamm not here.” Maybe the American champion, who was forced to withdraw because of a broken hand, could have pushed Yang, who faltered on his last apparatus, the high bar. But this was Yang’s day, his deserved triumph. And he savored it in a memorable way, one that showed him in a completely different light. After his winning score was announced, Yang walked around the floor, clapping his hands over his head and pointing his finger at the rapturous crowd. No fake humility here — this was a man made of iron, who knew it and wasn’t afraid to show it. And then, when the camera zoomed in on him as he sat on the bench, he emitted a series of low, gloating, guttural cackles, a kind of monster-mash laugh — “ha ha ha ha.” It was funny and idiosyncratic and totally off the wall, and it shattered his image as a stern automaton performing for the greater glory of the Motherland. Cackle away all you want, big guy. You’ve earned it.

Gary Kamiya is a Salon contributing writer.

Pyeongchang awarded 2018 Winter Olympics

The South Korean city beat out Munich and Annecy, France

South Korea's figure skater and Olympic champion Kim Yu-na during the presentation of the Pyeongchang bid , in front of the 123rd International Olympic Committee (IOC) session that will decide the host city for the 2018 Olympics Winter Game, in Durban, South Africa, Wednesday July 6, 2011. The International Olympic Committee will announce the host city for the 2018 Winter Olympics in Durban, Wednesday, choosing between three candidates Annecy, France; Munich Germany; and Pyeongchang, South Korea for the 2018 host. (AP Photo/Rogan Ward, Pool)(Credit: AP)

The South Korean city of Pyeongchang was awarded the 2018 Winter Olympics on Wednesday after failing in two previous attempts.

Pyeongchang defeated rivals Munich and Annecy, France, in the first round of a secret ballot of the International Olympic Committee.

Needing 48 votes for victory, Pyeongchang received 63 of the 95 votes cast. Munich received 25 and Annecy seven.

The Koreans had lost narrowly in previous bids for the 2010 and 2014 Olympics.

Pyeongchang will be the first city in Asia outside Japan to host the Winter Games. Japan held the games in Sapporo in 1972 and Nagano in 1998.

Korean delegates erupted in cheers in the conference hall after IOC President Jacques Rogge opened a sealed envelope and read the words: “The International Olympic Committee has the honor of announcing that the 23rd Olympic Winter Games in 2018 are awarded to the city of Pyeongchang.”

The vote totals weren’t immediately released.

A majority was required for victory, meaning Pyeongchang received at least 48 votes among the eligible 95 voters.

It was the first time an Olympic bid race with more than two finalists was decided in the first round since 1995, when Salt Lake City defeated three others to win the 2002 Winter Games.

Had no majority been reached in the opening round, the city with the fewest votes would have been eliminated and the two remaining cities gone to a second and final ballot.

Pyeongchang had been determined to win in the first round after its previous two defeats. The Koreans had led in each of the first rounds in the votes for the 2010 and 2014 Games but then lost in the final ballots to Vancouver and Sochi.

Pyeongchang, whose slogan is “New Horizons,” campaigned on the theme that it deserved to win on a third try and will spread the Olympics to a lucrative new market in Asia and become a hub for winter sports in the region.

The Korean victory followed the IOC’s trend in recent votes, having taken the Winter Games to Russia (Sochi) for the first time in 2014 and giving South America its first Olympics with the 2016 Summer Games in Rio de Janeiro.

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Lindsey Vonn re-creates “Basic Instinct”

The Olympic skier pays homage to the famous cinematic crotch shot on the cover of ESPN

Olympic gold-medalist Lindsey Vonn has recreated that scene from “Basic Instinct” on the cover of ESPN magazine. And by “that scene” I do mean the one in which Sharon Stone infamously flashed her naughty bits to the world. It’s the magazine’s movie issue — why ESPN has a movie issue, I do not know — and it boasts a bunch of athletes reproducing classic film scenes. The headline accompanying the saucy cover photo is, wait for it, “Back to Basics.” Funny, I thought the magazine’s Body Issue — which came out just a few months ago and features exquisitely athletic naked bodies — was a return to “basics.” But it doesn’t get any more basic, or base, than paying homage to the most famous crotch shot in cinematic history.

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London 2012 plans for record 5,000 doping tests

Record number of athletes to be tested prior to 2012 games

London Olympic organizers say a record 5,000 doping tests will be carried out at the 2012 Games.

The local organizing committee has signed a memorandum of understanding with Britain’s anti-doping body and will implement the testing program under the authority of the International Olympic Committee.

London 2012 director of sport Debbie Jevans says the size of the testing program will give a “strong message that drug cheats are not welcome at the London Games.”

UK Anti-Doping will train anti-doping officials and assist them during the event to carry out a 10 percent increase on the 4,500 tests conducted at the 2008 Beijing Olympics.

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Raining on Canadian women’s parade

The gold medal winning hockey team boozes it up on the ice and sparks condemnation

Canada Haley Irwin, left, and Tessa Bonhomme, right, celebrate after Canada beat USA 2-0 to win the women's gold medal ice hockey game at the Vancouver 2010 Olympics in Vancouver, British Columbia, Thursday, Feb. 25, 2010. (AP Photo/Chris O'Meara)(Credit: AP)

Canada’s women’s hockey team has scored quite the controversy by daring to celebrate their win against the U.S. on Thursday by sipping beer, guzzling champagne and smoking cigars on the ice. After the fans filtered out of the stadium, the ladies returned to the rink still in uniform with gold medals draped around their necks. They laid on the ice, poured champagne in each other’s mouths and soaked up the Olympic glory. Their revelry hardly would have garnered any attention, except for one minor detail: there was an Associated Press photographer on hand to capture it all on film.

Now, the International Olympic Committee has reportedly written a letter to the Canadian National Olympic Committee “to find out a few more details,” and the team has issued a public apology. What’s the big deal, you might ask? For one, 18-year-old team member Marie-Philip Poulin was snapped holding a beer, and she’s just under the legal drinking age in British Columbia. OK, so that’s inappropriate, I guess — only, in her home of Quebec, the drinking age is 18. Are people really that scandalized that someone just weeks away from her 19th birthday was caught imbibing in Vancouver after winning an Olympic gold medal?

I suspect not. Judging by the online chatter over the “incident,” the age issue is but one more complaint shoveled onto the pile. Primarily at issue is that some perceive it as a display of poor sportsmanship, which I find kind of hilarious for two reasons: 1.) Ice hockey is one of the most impolite professional sports around (within five minutes of the first men’s hockey game I attended, two players had already resorted to fisticuffs on the ice), and 2.) Have these people never witnessed the hooting, hollering, fist-pumping, champagne-popping, and exclamations of “I’m goin’ to Disneyland!” at, like, any major sporting event? 

I hate to be predictable, but I gotta say it: I suspect there’s also a definite undercurrent of sexism here. For example, one blogger wrote:

My question is: Why ‘ladies’ play men’s sports and look so awkward (unlady like) in the process? Being a woman is all about being a woman (grace, softness…). Figure skating is by all standards a women’s sport, as we witnessed yesterday in Kim Yu-Na’s performance. Simply brilliant.

So ladies, make an attempt to look like females, stay away from men’s sports, don’t try to be like men, you know, that’s what the men are for.

Aw, I think he’s scared of the big bad lady athletes. Poor dude — we just aren’t used to seeing women engaged in such stereotypically manly celebration. Not only are they drinking beer, they’re also chugging champagne and smoking cigars. Looking through the photographs, you can almost hear their self-satisfied guttural belches — and, you know what? It makes me swoon in full-blown girl-crush mode. I mean, my cheeks actually ache because every time I catch a glimpse of those snapshots, I grin uncontrollably. Now these are some women I’d like to grab a beer with.

Why don’t all the haters take a note from these Canadian ladies: Grab a Molson’s and chill out, eh?

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