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What next for Matt Millen?
His tenure with the Lions was a disaster, but disaster would be an improvement for his old team, the Raiders.
Jay Glaser of FoxSports.com is reporting that the Detroit Lions have fired general manager Matt Millen, bringing to an end one of the most spectacularly futile management tenures in modern NFL history. Chris Mortensen of ESPN reports confirmation from Millen’s wife that he’s out.
It’s a rare bright moment for Lions fans.
The reported move comes two days after Lions vice chairman Bill Ford Jr. told reporters he already would have fired Millen if he’d had the authority to do so. That authority rests with Junior’s dad, Bill Ford Sr., who bought the team in November 1963 and has presided over 28 losing records in the 45 full seasons he’s owned the team.
The Lions had been winners in nine of the 13 seasons before Ford Sr. took ownership, champions in three of them. Under his stewardship, the Lions have never even played for a championship. They’ve been as far as a conference title game only once, in 1991, when they did something they’d never done under Ford before and haven’t done since. They won a playoff game.
That’s the kind of executive skill that led to this son of Edsel Ford and grandson of Henry Ford being invited not to run the Ford Motor Company. Junior’s comments Monday showed once again that Ford’s Lions, off to an 0-3 start, are engineered to last.
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It really says something about Millen’s skills as a football executive that amid this remarkable stretch of incompetence, his tenure stands out as a dark period. Millen was hired in 2001 and the Lions went 31-81 over his seven full seasons, 31-84 including this year’s start. The high point was last year, when they built up a 6-2 record against a soft schedule, then went 1-7 in the second half against a brutal one. The 7-9 finish will stand as the only time the Lions avoided double-figure losses under Millen.
He will be best remembered for doggedly pursuing the strategy of drafting wide receivers with high first-round picks. That’s a dubious plan when tried once. It’s downright nuts to follow it every year.
Millen was a pretty entertaining TV analyst before hiring on with the Lions and a move back to the booth next year or sooner wouldn’t be surprising. But here’s a prediction: Millen becomes the next general manager of the only NFL team more dysfunctional than the Lions, the team he played for, the Oakland Raiders.
Actually, that’s not a prediction. That’s wishful thinking by a Raiders fan, which tells you everything you need to know about what it’s like to be a Raiders fan. If Millen could sign on and deliver 31 wins over the next seven years, that’d beat my expectations by about a third. In the five full seasons since the Raiders played in the Super Bowl, while the Lions were blundering their way to 26 victories, the Raiders won 19 games.
Come on home, Matt. Which wide receiver you want to draft first?
King Kaufman is a senior writer for Salon. You can e-mail him at king at salon dot com. Facebook / Twitter / Tumblr More King Kaufman.
Can Tebow find salvation?
Updated: After losing his job in Denver, evangelicals' favorite jock faces an uncertain future in New York.
Tim Tebow (Credit: Reuters/Rick WIlking) [UPDATED BELOW]
You don’t need to be an evangelical Christian to care about the future of Tim Tebow. I’m a lapsed atheist myself. But with the resurrection of quarterback Peyton Manning in Denver, I wonder most about the future of the spiritual scrambler, who led the Broncos to the playoffs last year.
The Broncos signing Manning to replace Tebow is a no-brainer. He may be diminished by age and injury, but he is also the best quarterback of our time, not because he is a brilliant coach’s puppet (Tom Brady) or an on-field, off-field brute (Ben Roethlisberger) but by virtue of a fierce work ethic and a concentrated intelligence that is contagious and inspirational. Whatever is left at age 35 of him will make the Broncos better.
Continue Reading CloseRobert Lipsyte is a former New York Times sports columnist. His new memoir, "An Accidental Sportswriter," has just been published. More Robert Lipsyte.
The Super Bowl is not a job creator
Despite what civic boosters say, hosting the big game provides few long-term benefits
(Credit: AP/Michael Conroy) Roger Goodell, the commissioner of the National Football League, argued on “60 Minutes” last Sunday that the NFL is one professional organization designed to appeal to the economic interests of the little guy: Its revenue-sharing model, he said, gives a fighting chance to squads from Green Bay and Buffalo as well as to those from large media markets like New York, Los Angeles and Boston.
On the eve of the Super Bowl, Goodell was touting the familiar idea that the sport’s biggest game is a boon to economic development. But with the cost of a ticket now averaging $3,982 and 30-second television spots selling for $3.5 million, the Super Bowl can appear to be more an occasion for ostentatious excess than an engine of development.
Continue Reading CloseAlexander Heffner is a freelance journalist whose writing has appeared in the New York Times, Washington Post, and Boston Globe. More Alexander Heffner.
Political lessons from this year’s Super Bowl
From jobs to health care, football's big game illustrates the factors that will dominate the 2012 election
New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady (Credit: AP Photo/Elise Amendola) Most Americans won’t need a justification to watch Sunday’s game, but if you’re a Salon reader you might think, even in passing, that celebrating the holiest day of violence, consumerism and class warfare on your couch is a betrayal of your values or a waste of your time. You might even imagine that it would be better to take a hike, read a book or meditate.
Not this Sunday, buster. It’s an election season. You need to watch this game to fully understand how jobs, religion, leadership and healthcare dominate every American contest.
Continue Reading CloseRobert Lipsyte is a former New York Times sports columnist. His new memoir, "An Accidental Sportswriter," has just been published. More Robert Lipsyte.
Enjoy the game? For the true fan, it’s all about agony
The New York Giants are in the Super Bowl. But for one obsessive, the question is what time to take the Ativan
Ohio State football fans (Credit: AP) “The truth is,” Nick Hornby wrote in “Fever Pitch,” his book about his obsession with Arsenal and British football, “for alarmingly large chunks of an average day, I am a moron.”
That’s a wonderful sentence by one of my favorite writers, but if Hornby is only a moron for only large chunks of the average day, he is doing a lot better than I am. I can honestly report that for the last few months I have been an absolute idiot for all but very small portions of the day.
Continue Reading CloseTed Heller's latest novel, "Pocket Kings," will be published in March. He is also the author of the novels "Slab Rat" and "Funnymen." More Ted Heller.
Small blunders kill Super Bowl dreams
For fans of the 49ers and Ravens, the road to the big game is paved with pain
Kyle Williams loses it Just when it looked like the NFC and AFC championship games were going to last until the Super Bowl, two fatal blunders brought them to an abrupt close. The stunning conclusions to two of the most tense, evenly matched conference championship games in recent memory were a painful reminder that although football is a team game, one miscue by a single player can wipe out thousands of hours of collective blood, sweat and tears.
It will be a sad and lonely night for Baltimore Ravens’ kicker Billy Cundiff, whose shanked chip-shot 32-yarder gave the AFC championship to the New England Patriots. Kickers must have strong mental constitutions: in a sport where bonds between teammates are cemented in blood and pain, they are not always regarded as full-fledged comrades to begin with, and so when they screw up, it’s even harder for them to deal with. The mantra “short memory,” which defensive backs are constantly shouting at each other, applies in spades to kickers. Cundiff could use a tall glass of Milk of Amnesia.
Continue Reading CloseGary Kamiya is a Salon contributing writer. More Gary Kamiya.
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