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Vedder’s Cubs ditty a hit
The Pearl Jam leader manages the rare sports song that's actually pretty good. What are some others?
Eddie Vedder’s song about the Chicago Cubs has been making the Web rounds since the weekend. You’ve probably been sent a link. My friend David Mlodinoff sent me one. If Dave’s not your pal, Google Vedder’s name and the song’s title, “All the Way.”
I’m not a fan of Eddie Vedder in the least. Guy bugs me. But I have to admit, “All the Way” is a nice song. It’s a folky singalong in three-four time, recorded live. It sounds a little like a sea shanty.
And, most crucially for a song about sports, it does a nice job of avoiding the hackneyed. There is an obligatory “Yeah Ernie Banks said, ‘Oh let’s play two,’” but beyond that, Vedder, a Chicago native and lifelong Cubs fan, obviously put a little more than five minutes’ work into this. “There’s magic in the ivy and the old scoreboard,” he sings, “The same one I stared at as a kid keeping score.”
Not Shakespeare, but a deft way to sum up the appeal of Wrigley Field in 20 words. And besides, Shakespeare couldn’t keep score worth a damn.
It’s a tough assignment, writing a song about sports, about a team or an event or an athlete, without inducing cringes. Try it. It’s hard to write verse about sports without dipping into rah-rah clichés or drippy nostalgia.
As if to illustrate that point, my friend Dave also sent a link to a farewell song to Yankee Stadium by Bruce Springsteen sideman Nils Lofgren. The song, co-written by Lofgren and his wife, Amy, is called “Yankee Stadium,” and features the chorus
In Yankee Stadium
In Yankee Stadium
In Yankee Stadium
Everyone is beautiful
Everyone is beautiful
Which leads me to ask two questions: Why hasn’t Springsteen instituted drug testing for his band members, and what did I ever do to my friend Dave?
Let’s take up a collection in the comments section. What are the best songs about sports? Let’s hear about the songs that avoid cliché and sappiness, that really illustrate something about sports, or a sports figure or event.
I’d like to limit it to songs that are really about sports, not just tangentially. So Bob Dylan’s “Catfish,” which is about Catfish Hunter as a pitcher, would qualify, but Dylan’s “Hurricane,” which is about how boxer Rubin Carter was wrongly convicted of murder, would not.
I’d also like to disqualify songs that are sort of generically or metaphorically about a sport, such as “Basketball” by Kurtis Blow, which is about how great basketball is, or “Centerfield” by John Fogerty, which is an extended metaphor. But you’ll do what you want anyway, so go ahead.
We’ll take the best suggestions, get a band together, work up the songs and take the act on the road. Or maybe just publish a big list.
King Kaufman is a senior writer for Salon. You can e-mail him at king at salon dot com. Facebook / Twitter / Tumblr More King Kaufman.
Guillen’s pro-Castro candor
The Miami Marlins' manager is lucky to get a suspension. Not so long ago, he might have received a car bomb.
A contrite Miami Marlins manager Ozzie Guillen gestures at a news conference on Tuesday. (Credit: AP/Lynne Sladky) There’s not much reason to doubt that baseball manager Ozzie Guillen admires Fidel Castro. He said so five years ago in an interview with Men’s Journal. When asked to name the toughest man he knew, Guillen replied, “Fidel Castro. He’s a bull—- dictator and everybody’s against him, and he still survives, has power. Still has a country behind him. Everywhere he goes, they roll out the red carpet. I don’t admire his philosophy; I admire him.’’
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Jefferson Morley is a staff writer for Salon in Washington and author of the forthcoming book, Snow-Storm in August: Washington City, Francis Scott Key, and the Forgotten Race Riot of 1835 (Nan Talese/Doubleday). More Jefferson Morley.
The year of the baseball book
From a treatise on Yankee hating to a "people's history," a number of great books covered the national pastime
A simple and unsettling calculation reveals to me that this year marks the 40th anniversary of my coming to New England and setting up shop as a Red Sox fan. How innocent I was in that distant day: how little I understood the faces etched with pain, the haunted eyes, the lips that writhed in uttering “Yankees.” It did not take long to become afflicted by the same symptoms and, in my time here, certain Yankee-related events have been so traumatic that they are best designated by numerals alone: 1978 and 2003. The ALCS of 2004 (when the Red Sox came from a 0-3 game deficit to vanquish the evil ones) changed the region’s mental landscape — as, of course, did the subsequent World Championship(s). Since then, Yankee hating has become more of a pleasant pastime than a crippling mental and spiritual disorder.
Continue Reading CloseThe Marlins’ bizarre new look
The team's revamped logo involves a whimsical rainbow swoosh. The effect is anything but intimidating
So far the biggest story to come out of baseball’s early off-season isn’t some splashy free agent signing or the abrupt retirement of St. Louis Cardinals manager Tony LaRussa, but that of the logo and uniform redesign of the Florida Marlins. The new look was officially announced on Friday, and if you haven’t seen them already, you might not believe your eyes. In fact, when some of the images of the new logo were leaked there was such shock and disbelief by the baseball world, most people assumed it was a farce, calling the look everything from “Hawaiian Shaved Ice” to “Push-up Pop” to “Rainbow Bright.”
Continue Reading CloseExonerating Bill Buckner
25 years after the Red Sox infielder's infamous World Series error, we look at what really happened that October
(Credit: AP) Bill Buckner’s error in the 1986 World Series – 25 years ago today, a day of infamy for Red Sox fans — is one of the two most famous plays in World Series history. (Willie Mays’ catch in the 1954 fall classic is the other.)
Like Mays’ over-the-shoulder catch, Buckner’s booboo is entrenched in American folklore. Jimmy Fallon’s Red Sox fanatic in “Fever Pitch,” distraught over breaking up with his girlfriend, watches Buckner’s play over and over on his VCR. During congressional hearings in 2008, U.S. Rep. John Yarmuth, D-Ky., called former Treasury Secretary John Snow, then-SEC chief Christopher Cox and former Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan “three Bill Buckners.” On “Curb Your Enthusiasm” this season, Larry David loses a softball game when a ball rolls between his legs; his coach screams, “You Buckner-ed me!”
Continue Reading CloseAllen Barra's next book is "Mickey and Willie -- The Parallel Lives of Baseball's Golden Age," from Crown. More Allen Barra.
What baseball tells us about racism
Most home-plate umpires are white -- and they seem to be hurting the careers of minority pitchers
Despite recent odes to “post-racial” sensibilities, persistent racial wage and unemployment gaps show that prejudice is alive and well in America. Nonetheless, that truism is often angrily denied or willfully ignored in our society, in part, because prejudice is so much more difficult to recognize on a day-to-day basis. As opposed to the Jim Crow era of white hoods and lynch mobs, 21st century American bigotry is now more often an unseen crime of the subtle and the reflexive — and the crime scene tends to be the shadowy nuances of hiring decisions, performance evaluations and plausible deniability.
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David Sirota is a best-selling author of the new book "Back to Our Future: How the 1980s Explain the World We Live In Now." He hosts the morning show on AM760 in Colorado. E-mail him at ds@davidsirota.com, follow him on Twitter @davidsirota or visit his website at www.davidsirota.com. More David Sirota.
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