Football
The real national champion — and it isn’t Utah
The undefeated Utes, ineligible for the title, are this year's poster team for a playoff system. But one school has an even better claim.
Here we go again. It’s Utah this year, thanks to the Utes’ upset win over Alabama in the Sugar Exhibition Game Friday night.
Utah is undefeated and beat four top-25 teams, including No. 4 Alabama and Oregon State, which wasn’t in the top 25 at the time but will end up there after a thrilling 3-0 win over Pittsburgh in the Sun E.G. But the Utes have no chance at the national championship, because it’s already been decided by a series of levers and pulleys that Florida and Oklahoma will play for that.
So Utah is this year’s model of the idea that a significant number of teams in the so-called Bowl Subdivision, which used to be called Division I-A, have literally no chance at the national championship. There is nothing more that Utah could have done, but what it did wasn’t enough to qualify for the title.
And it’s not as if the Utes are in line behind other undefeated teams with tougher schedules. Florida and Oklahoma have both lost.
There’s a word for that: “ineligible.” Imagine a league in which some teams are simply ineligible for the championship. Wait, you don’t have to do that. Just think about the Bowl Subdivision. About half of the teams are ineligible to win.
What this goes to show is that college football needs a tournament, a playoff system. Of course, lots of things go to show that. Common sense. Simple logic. Every conversation you hear or participate in on the subject that doesn’t involve a person who works for an exhibition game committee. Asking a reasonably intelligent 7-year-old how the champion should be crowned.
There isn’t really much of an argument against a playoff system, except that the people who don’t want one don’t want one because they’d have to give up a lot of power to make it happen, and nobody wants to give up power, and the thing about having power is it comes in handy when you want to stop something from happening that everybody who doesn’t have power wants to happen.
It never works forever, but for a while, it comes in handy.
And so every year we have a poster team. This is actually Utah’s second time on the poster. The Utes were undefeated and ineligible for the national championship in 2004 also. That amazing season earned Utah’s coach a ticket to eligibility. Urban Meyer went to Florida, where, one loss on his ledger, he’ll coach in the Championship Game Thursday.
You go ahead and argue about whether Utah should have had a shot at Florida or Oklahoma. My new friend R.J. Bell, owner of the betting site pregame.com and quick with the relevant press release, says in his latest that a survey of Vegas and offshore bookmakers reveals that Utah would open as a 14-point underdog against Florida on a neutral field, a 12-point dog against Oklahoma. Alabama was favored by 10 over Utah.
This column has already crowned its national champion. With its background in the boxing world, this column believes if you’re not going to have a fair championship system, the best alternative is to crown the guy who beat the guy who beat the guy.
That guy is Tulane.
The Green Wave went 2-10 this year, but they made those wins count. One of them was over Louisiana-Monroe, so I think you see my point.
No? OK: Tulane beat Louisiana-Monroe, who beat Troy, who beat Middle Tennessee, who beat Maryland, who beat Wake Forest, who beat Mississippi.
Aha! Mississippi!
What do you mean, so what? Ole Miss beat Florida. But that’s not all. The Rebels also beat Texas Tech, who beat Texas, who beat Oklahoma.
There’s a direct line of losing from both teams in the BCS Championship Game to Tulane. That’s what makes Tulane, last seen losing 45-6 to Memphis, your 2008 national champion.
King Kaufman is a senior writer for Salon. You can e-mail him at king at salon dot com. Facebook / Twitter / Tumblr More King Kaufman.
Can Tebow find salvation?
Updated: After losing his job in Denver, evangelicals' favorite jock faces an uncertain future in New York.
Tim Tebow (Credit: Reuters/Rick WIlking) [UPDATED BELOW]
You don’t need to be an evangelical Christian to care about the future of Tim Tebow. I’m a lapsed atheist myself. But with the resurrection of quarterback Peyton Manning in Denver, I wonder most about the future of the spiritual scrambler, who led the Broncos to the playoffs last year.
The Broncos signing Manning to replace Tebow is a no-brainer. He may be diminished by age and injury, but he is also the best quarterback of our time, not because he is a brilliant coach’s puppet (Tom Brady) or an on-field, off-field brute (Ben Roethlisberger) but by virtue of a fierce work ethic and a concentrated intelligence that is contagious and inspirational. Whatever is left at age 35 of him will make the Broncos better.
Continue Reading CloseRobert Lipsyte is a former New York Times sports columnist. His new memoir, "An Accidental Sportswriter," has just been published. More Robert Lipsyte.
The Super Bowl is not a job creator
Despite what civic boosters say, hosting the big game provides few long-term benefits
(Credit: AP/Michael Conroy) Roger Goodell, the commissioner of the National Football League, argued on “60 Minutes” last Sunday that the NFL is one professional organization designed to appeal to the economic interests of the little guy: Its revenue-sharing model, he said, gives a fighting chance to squads from Green Bay and Buffalo as well as to those from large media markets like New York, Los Angeles and Boston.
On the eve of the Super Bowl, Goodell was touting the familiar idea that the sport’s biggest game is a boon to economic development. But with the cost of a ticket now averaging $3,982 and 30-second television spots selling for $3.5 million, the Super Bowl can appear to be more an occasion for ostentatious excess than an engine of development.
Continue Reading CloseAlexander Heffner is a freelance journalist whose writing has appeared in the New York Times, Washington Post, and Boston Globe. More Alexander Heffner.
Political lessons from this year’s Super Bowl
From jobs to health care, football's big game illustrates the factors that will dominate the 2012 election
New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady (Credit: AP Photo/Elise Amendola) Most Americans won’t need a justification to watch Sunday’s game, but if you’re a Salon reader you might think, even in passing, that celebrating the holiest day of violence, consumerism and class warfare on your couch is a betrayal of your values or a waste of your time. You might even imagine that it would be better to take a hike, read a book or meditate.
Not this Sunday, buster. It’s an election season. You need to watch this game to fully understand how jobs, religion, leadership and healthcare dominate every American contest.
Continue Reading CloseRobert Lipsyte is a former New York Times sports columnist. His new memoir, "An Accidental Sportswriter," has just been published. More Robert Lipsyte.
Enjoy the game? For the true fan, it’s all about agony
The New York Giants are in the Super Bowl. But for one obsessive, the question is what time to take the Ativan
Ohio State football fans (Credit: AP) “The truth is,” Nick Hornby wrote in “Fever Pitch,” his book about his obsession with Arsenal and British football, “for alarmingly large chunks of an average day, I am a moron.”
That’s a wonderful sentence by one of my favorite writers, but if Hornby is only a moron for only large chunks of the average day, he is doing a lot better than I am. I can honestly report that for the last few months I have been an absolute idiot for all but very small portions of the day.
Continue Reading CloseTed Heller's latest novel, "Pocket Kings," will be published in March. He is also the author of the novels "Slab Rat" and "Funnymen." More Ted Heller.
Small blunders kill Super Bowl dreams
For fans of the 49ers and Ravens, the road to the big game is paved with pain
Kyle Williams loses it Just when it looked like the NFC and AFC championship games were going to last until the Super Bowl, two fatal blunders brought them to an abrupt close. The stunning conclusions to two of the most tense, evenly matched conference championship games in recent memory were a painful reminder that although football is a team game, one miscue by a single player can wipe out thousands of hours of collective blood, sweat and tears.
It will be a sad and lonely night for Baltimore Ravens’ kicker Billy Cundiff, whose shanked chip-shot 32-yarder gave the AFC championship to the New England Patriots. Kickers must have strong mental constitutions: in a sport where bonds between teammates are cemented in blood and pain, they are not always regarded as full-fledged comrades to begin with, and so when they screw up, it’s even harder for them to deal with. The mantra “short memory,” which defensive backs are constantly shouting at each other, applies in spades to kickers. Cundiff could use a tall glass of Milk of Amnesia.
Continue Reading CloseGary Kamiya is a Salon contributing writer. More Gary Kamiya.
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