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American Apparel hits rock bottom
Dov Charney wants to see the junk in your trunk
It’s been at least days since we last made fun of American Apparel. But dammit, they make it so hard not to, with their CEO who’s a sexual harassment lawsuit magnet and their sartorial aesthetic that says, “We dare you to wear this shit in public.”
So when the news hit this morning that they were running a search for “the world’s best bottom” we swear to God we tried not to take the bait. But with copy like “Confident about the junk in your trunk? Show us your assets! Post a photo of your booty’s best side for judgment,” well, we’re only human. So despite the fact that we assumed that this was a competition settled long ago on an old “My Name is Earl” episode, the consumers of satin charmeuse jumper pants have been eagerly submitting their um, “assets” for inspection. And wow, do they have the idiosyncratic, grammar-be-damned American Apparel vernacular down pat.
Kyung from Los Angeles boasts that “Nobody makes the Shiny Suspender Swimsuit looks as amazing as my ass,” while Georgina from Miami notes that “Fluorescent green baby thermal hot shorts are like the hottest thing ever! i like to tan and then walk around my house listening to techno music. seriously. its so fun!” Representing for the scant two males who have dared to rump shake their way into the competitive world of ass pageantry, Mark from Toronto offers a pic that prominently features not just his booty but his shag covered toilet.
But all for what? Well, besides the glory of being the World’s Greatest Bottom, two lucky winners will be flown to LA, photographed and featured in AA’s online campaign. Oh, and although anyone can vote in the competition, “American Apparel judges” will determine the ultimate winners. In other words, Dov Charney is totally checking out that wagon you’re dragging.
Nothing wrong with shaking what your mama gave you, though one has to wish all those ambitious would-be World’s Best Bottoms were doing so in somewhat more flattering garb. To their credit, though, all those who can rock the Day-Glo unisex “Legalize Gay” baby rib briefs have got more than back; they’ve got brass cojones.
Mary Elizabeth Williams is a staff writer for Salon and the author of "Gimme Shelter: My Three Years Searching for the American Dream." Follow her on Twitter: @embeedub. More Mary Elizabeth Williams.
America’s road sign legends
Burma-Shave's rhyming ads turned highway billboards into poetry, and changed advertising -- and America
In a simpler time, when automobiles went slower and the pre-Eisenhower highway system in the United States was less developed, there was a popular advertising campaign that ran from 1927 until 1963. It consisted of rhymed messages sequentially staked on the right side of the road, all ending with the advertiser’s name, “Burma-Shave.”
7Up’s branding revolution
How "Bib-Label Lithiated Lemon-Lime Soda" became one of America's most popular soft drinks
I became interested in pop bottles (I grew up in the Chicago area where we all said “pop”) and related stuff when I was about 12 years old. I had gone inside an old garage that was attached to a neighborhood house that was being torn down and inside was a cache of un-returned pop bottles that must have dated from the 1940-’50s period. I took one of each type home (about 20 of ‘em) and yes, still have them to this day. I really got off on all the different labels and colors of glass and because I used to like to read old magazines I actually recognized most of the brands that were no longer around or had changed their design. I’ll go into this more in a future post, but wanted to lay some sort of a foundation for this piece, which is exclusively on 7Up, with a special focus on their branding efforts of the 1950s.
Pepsi’s creepy Jackson revival
A ghoulish new campaign brings him back from the dead. Maybe it's time to stop looking backwards
Michael Jackson (Credit: Reuters/Kimimasa Mayama) As if Michael Jackson wasn’t creepy enough when he was alive. The self-proclaimed King of Pop, who died nearly three years ago, is making a return via a new Pepsi campaign. The fabulously un-self-aware tagline? “Live for Now.”
The corporation is set to festoon one billion cans of Pepsi around the world – that’s one billion cans – with the singer’s unmistakable silhouette. It’s a bold move for a company whose most famous association with Jackson is that back in 1984, his hair caught fire filming a commercial for them. Jackson’s estate orchestrated his sponsorship resurrection, and a family spokesperson confirmed to the Wall Street Journal Thursday that “more such marketing agreements are planned.” Did anyone else just feel that collective shudder of revulsion?
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Mary Elizabeth Williams is a staff writer for Salon and the author of "Gimme Shelter: My Three Years Searching for the American Dream." Follow her on Twitter: @embeedub. More Mary Elizabeth Williams.
Ashton Kutcher’s brownface fail
The actor's racist ad is pulled -- but what's left isn't much better
Ashton Kutcher Somewhere, Charlie Sheen is laughing and saying, “At least I never did that.” This week, we learned what’s even less funny than Ashton Kutcher: Ashton Kutcher in brownface.
In an ill-advised Popchips ad spoofing online dating that launched Wednesday, the “Two and a Half Men” star appeared as a variety of love-hungry “World Wide Lovers” vying for your affection. In a spectacular display of racial tone-deafness, one of them included “Raj.” Raj, all darkened skin and heavy accent, is “a Bollywood producer looking for the most delicious thing on the planet.” He’s looking for something “Kardashian hot … I would give that dog a bone.” He brags that he once won a milking contest, and he does a little dance that will haunt your nightmares.
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Mary Elizabeth Williams is a staff writer for Salon and the author of "Gimme Shelter: My Three Years Searching for the American Dream." Follow her on Twitter: @embeedub. More Mary Elizabeth Williams.
FCC takes on super PACs
The commission voted to require stations to post political ad data online -- but it won't be searchable
(Credit: Screenshot from American Crossroads anti-Obama ad) The Federal Communications Commission voted 2 to 1 this morning to require broadcasters to post political ad data on the Web, making it easier for the public to see how as much as $3.2 billion will be spent on TV advertising this election.
The files — which, among other information, detail the times ads aired, how much they cost, and whether stations rejected ad buy requests from campaigns — are currently available only on paper at stations.
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