“Parks and Recreation’s” John Mayer joke
The NBC comedy wins the award for most fortuitously timed one-liner of the week
By Mary Elizabeth WilliamsTopics: John Mayer, Broadsheet, Parks and Recreation, Life News
In what must be the most serendipitously timed joke of the week, “Parks and Recreation” last night celebrated Valentine’s Day (and its little-known spinoff, “Galentine’s Day”) with a straight-up bit of romantic advice. Attempting to orchestrate a reunion between her mother and mom’s long-lost first love, the frequently misguided Leslie Knope (Amy Poehler) looks into the camera and speaks a little truth to power.
Check out the following clip, where Leslie gushes, “How often do you get to reunite soul mates? What if I told you that you could reunite Romeo and Juliet? Or Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston?” Then she turns deadly serious, adding, “Oh, Jen, I really want you to be happy. Stay away from John Mayer.”
Mary Elizabeth Williams is a staff writer for Salon and the author of "Gimme Shelter: My Three Years Searching for the American Dream." Follow her on Twitter: @embeedub. More Mary Elizabeth Williams.
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