Scavenger
My father, the king of thrift
Whenever I find myself bargain shopping (which is often), I'm reminded of all I learned from the master
The author as a child with her father My dad, Steve Rogers, was the king of scavengers. He was known to scavenge Mexican dumps, and, due to his keen eye for free piles, he and my mother built our three-bedroom house for a total cost of $6,000. When he couldn’t get something for free, he delighted in finding deals. My parents made a life of this, actually. Their business was importing folk art from Mexico and Guatemala; their specialty was tracking each item to its maker in order to avoid paying middlemen.
If you really wanted to see Steve in a good mood, your best bet was to follow him to a cheap food source. He’d spend hours in the cavernous markets of Oaxaca and San Miguel, where he’d buy the best, cheapest serrano chiles from one old lady and then move on to buy the best, cheapest cilantro from her neighbor. He knew these places like the back of his hand, and he adored the funkiness: the smell of gutter, the pig’s head hanging from a hook, the stall in the back that sold witchcraft supplies.
Returning to our expensive and hygienic home country was always a sorrowful experience for my parents, but Steve maintained his sanity by ferreting out establishments that had at least a faint, comforting patina of third-world charm. He lived for trips up to Seattle, where he could scour the Chinese and Vietnamese markets of the International District for deals. He’d buy anything that was cheap and looked interesting: In the early ’80s, long before calamari was a common menu item, we ate fried squid, dried squid and every bizarre pickled vegetable my dad got in his clutches. He kept a jar of kimchi on the dashboard of our van, and he’d take a big forkful every now and then as he drove. “I could live off this stuff,” he’d say, his silver beard pungent with fermented cabbage.
His favorite place close to home was Grocery Outlet. My dad called it the Dented Can Warehouse, and eventually just the Dented Can. For those of you not familiar with this chain of discount supermarkets, Grocery Outlet, which has been around since 1946, is like Trader Joe’s for poor people. Instead of featuring a house line, it off-loads discontinued products, quick sale items and overstock. You can find everything and anything there: from 10 packs of flyswatters to magnums of bubble gum-flavored champagne, all for ridiculously low prices. The stores are independently operated franchises, and each one is a little different. Naturally, my dad was in heaven: weird and cheap, his two beacons of guiding light.
I liked our trips to the Grocery Outlet in Springfield because my dad couldn’t resist the great deals on prepackaged snack foods, items my parents normally eschewed. I also liked these expeditions because the deals at the Grocery Outlet made him so happy. “Check it out! 64 ounces of anchovies for only 1.99!” he’d say, grinning, a faraway look stealing across his face as he envisioned possible uses for such an item. The Grocery Outlet receipts list your total savings, and he always reviewed them with glee. “We saved 49.99!” he’d say with a chortle. But then a tragedy befell us: the city of Springfield, Ore., where the Grocery Outlet was located, passed an ordinance making it legal to discriminate against gays and lesbians. My mother, ever the activist, issued a decree: Our family was boycotting all Springfield businesses. We were no longer allowed to set foot within the Springfield city limits. My father was heartbroken.
I do believe he tried not to go to the Grocery Outlet. But one afternoon a few weeks after her decree, we pulled into the parking lot of the Springfield Dented Can. “The owners may live in Springfield, but that doesn’t necessarily mean they’re bigots. It’s unfair to make assumptions,” my dad said. He followed it quickly with “Don’t tell your mother.”
I might have enjoyed the subterfuge if it hadn’t meant extra work. When he was done shopping, my dad and I sat in the Grocery Outlet parking lot and painstakingly peeled the distinctive fluorescent orange price stickers off of six sacks of groceries. He had planned ahead and brought bags from home, and our scheme was foolproof. This went on for years.
I have had many occasions to be grateful that I learned thrifty shopping at the feet of the masters. When I was broke and living in downtown Seattle in my mid 20s, I ate leftovers from the deli where I worked and bought the rest of my food in the International District. Uwajimaya, the Asian superstore, is a trendy Seattle destination, but I took a note from my dad’s book and explored the dingier groceries that surround it: For 99 cents you could buy a package of baby bok choy three times the size of your head. I always looked for the cheapest stuff, and learned to eat some interesting items in the process.
Although I experienced a period of relative affluence that led to less inventive shopping habits, the recession has ushered me back to my roots: bulk food and bargain basements. The bulk aisle is my friend. I’ve done the math: One pound of dried beans costs about $1.30. A can of beans also costs about $1.30. When cooked, one pound of dried beans makes about four cans worth of beans, and of course the beans are much better. Seeking even better deals on bulk food, my husband, Rich, and I just joined our rural food co-op, which gets me wholesale prices on 25-pound bags of organic flour. Membership offers another plus: Ordering food from a catalog saves me an agonizing trip to the store.
Lately I’ve been so worried about overspending that the mere idea of shopping awakes a wave of anxiety. In order to scrounge enough money for a piece of electrical wire crucial to our water system, I recently had to drive back to the supermarket to return $30 worth of groceries, a singularly humiliating experience. When I’m having a miserable time at the store, I try to remember the delight my dad got from saving money. Although my parents sought free and cheap items by necessity, they managed to make it seem like it really was all about the adventure of finding good deals.
I figured a trip to one of his favorite haunts would help invoke his conspiratorial spirit. However, when I finally made it back to the Grocery Outlet, I was disappointed: Though my receipt claimed I’d saved $30, a more accurate estimate would be $15. Had the Grocery Outlet gone the way of Trader Joe’s and become a pricier version of its former self? Then I realized that in trying to be thrifty, I’d written an extremely specific shopping list. I had immunized myself to impulse buys, thinking to save money. Clearly, specificity was the wrong approach. I had to start thinking like Steve.
My dad taught me this: The true budget shopper enters the store with a blank slate, looking for the best deals. The true budget shopper snaps up the best deals and worries about how to marry ingredients later. By best deals I don’t mean cheapest food, but best value. On my second trip to the Grocery Outlet, I start with an open mind but (in a betrayal of my childhood self) still avoided the cheap prepackaged snack foods in favor of more multipurpose items such as olive oil, a huge bag of key limes, chorizo in a tube and yes, a hefty tin of anchovies. In its purest form, budget shopping breeds iron-chef levels of creativity and flexibility. As I trawl the aisles of the Grocery Outlet, noting the sale on orthopedic pet beds and the unstable tower of peeps, my vague idea of making chicken curry for dinner morphs into an aromatic plate of savory chorizo tacos. The total cost of the meal comes to $1.40 per person: tasty, and cheaper than your corner taqueria. My husband should just be glad I didn’t try to incorporate the anchovies.
Chorizo Tacos (serves 4)
Ingredients
- Key limes
- 1 cup of purple cabbage (chopped)
- Cilantro
- 1 fresh chile (minced)
- Sour cream or crema fresca
- 3 cups of cooked black beans (optional)
- Cumin (optional)
- 1 teaspoon of oil or bacon fat
- 1 onion (chopped)
- 1 lb of chorizo sausage
- 12 corn tortillas
Directions
- Arrange sliced limes, chopped cabbage, cilantro, chile and sour cream in small dishes in the center of your table.
- Heat beans. If they’re the canned variety, add a little cumin.
- In another (large) pan, heat oil to medium heat and brown onion slightly.
- Add chorizo to onion. (It chorizo is the link variety, you’ll want it chopped.)
- Cook chorizo for about 5 minutes at medium high heat. Stir occasionally. Squeeze half a lime over meat before serving.
- Heat tortillas. (Note: Heating store-bought tortillas is a minor art form. To avoid a leathery consistency, heat corn tortillas on a pan or griddle on your stovetop. Heat an ungreased comal or cast iron frying pan almost to the smoking point, then heat tortillas in batches of 2 or 3 at a time for maybe 20 seconds on each side. If the pan actually starts to smoke, turn down the heat a little. Wrap hot tortillas in a cloth and transfer to a covered basket or dish.)
- Diners can prepare their own tacos, heaping black beans and chorizo on tortillas, and garnishing with cabbage, cilantro, chile and sour cream.
Felisa Rogers studied history and nonfiction writing at the Evergreen State College and went on to teach writing to kids for five years. She lives in Oregon’s coast range, where she works as a freelance writer and editor. More Felisa Rogers.
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I’ve always thought it would be fun to eat a heart. As a kid, the beet was my favorite vegetable because biting into the firm garnet flesh allowed me to imagine I was eating a heart. I don’t think my childhood relish stemmed from a deep-seated hatred of humanity or a serious interest in cannibalism, and, in my defense, a morbid fascination with the heart pervades all human cultures. In fact, I probably got the idea while touring Mayan and Aztec ruins; I was fascinated by the Bonampak frescoes: faded murals of heart sacrifice beneath a starry dawn sky.
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Gardening my way out of the doldrums
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The morning has not been good so far. Insomnia has left me ghostlike, my husband and I have stumbled into a minor cold war, I’m feeling utterly uninspired on every possible level, and when I attempt to dust the dining room, I knock over a potted cactus. Dirt coats the surfaces I just cleaned.
I spent my teenage years deeply unhappy, but when I was 20 my dad’s sudden death snapped me out of it. I realized that wallowing in the doldrums was a narcissistic waste of my time. Most days it’s easy for me to remember that lesson: I haven’t felt this familiar weight on my chest in a long time. I think about calling my friend Becky, my go-to person in moments of duress, but my listlessness is too severe. As I stand by the phone, it rings. I wait for the answering machine to pick up.
Continue Reading CloseFelisa Rogers studied history and nonfiction writing at the Evergreen State College and went on to teach writing to kids for five years. She lives in Oregon’s coast range, where she works as a freelance writer and editor. More Felisa Rogers.
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I’m happy thimbleberry bushes are so pretty, because they grow around my house in drifts, crowding my hydrangeas, obscuring our spindly roses, and popping up through the tops of the mammoth rhododendrons. In the spring, I put up a fight. I tore up root systems and amassed a brush pile the size of a car. My glory was short lived. Like their evil cousin, the thorny salmonberry, thimbleberry bushes spread from rhizomes deep underground. In the blink of an eye the bushes had returned, full-size and already sporting white flowers.
Continue Reading CloseFelisa Rogers studied history and nonfiction writing at the Evergreen State College and went on to teach writing to kids for five years. She lives in Oregon’s coast range, where she works as a freelance writer and editor. More Felisa Rogers.
Recession lessons from my backwater childhood
When my mom started selling crafts on a recent camping trip, I remembered where my foraging instincts came from
We go camping and my mother sets up shop. She spreads swaths of flowered oilcloth on the mossy ground and hangs Mexican shopping bags from a fir tree. She pins signs to each item: Bags $7, Bracelets $10. A basketful of coin purses made out of recycled pop-tops is the centerpiece of our picnic table. This is my mom to the core. We traveled to the Umpqua National Forest for a family reunion, not a swap meet, but my mother can’t resist the thought that some member of our group of 30 campers might be in dire need of a bright Mexican accessory. My mom has spent a good chunk of the last 40 years living on the cheap in Latin America, and she’s developed some distinctly third-world traits: creative moneymaking skills and a certain disregard for regulations. (When I mention that it’s probably illegal to set up a retail shop in a national forest, she pretends not to hear me.)
Continue Reading CloseFelisa Rogers studied history and nonfiction writing at the Evergreen State College and went on to teach writing to kids for five years. She lives in Oregon’s coast range, where she works as a freelance writer and editor. More Felisa Rogers.
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Continue Reading CloseFelisa Rogers studied history and nonfiction writing at the Evergreen State College and went on to teach writing to kids for five years. She lives in Oregon’s coast range, where she works as a freelance writer and editor. More Felisa Rogers.
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