2014's fast food atrocities
Burger King's black cheeseburger: Made with squid ink and bamboo charcoal, arguably a symbol of meat's destructive effect on the planet. Only available in Japan.
Lady Gaga performed on “American Idol” on May 5, 2010, in order to up the hype for the new video for “Judas.” There were smoke machines, masks, and all the creepy stuff we’ve come to expect from the Madonna-alien hybrid. But Gaga’s not happy: She took to Twitter to complain that Fox edited her version down from six and a half minutes. (She has since deleted her post.)
So what did we really miss in the performance? We compare the edited and unedited versions below.
So what part of Lady Gaga’s performance did we miss with the edits? The opening piano bars of “Bad Romance,” which didn’t sound like “Bad Romance” but something that Amy Winehouse would sing? Because otherwise the videos looks pretty much the same … and pretty weird for an “Idol” performance. Then again, who expects Gaga to show up and give a straight performance?
Domino's Specialty Chicken: It's like regular pizza, except instead of a crust, there's fried chicken. The company's marketing officer calls it "one of the most creative, innovative menu items we have ever had” -- brain power put to good use.
KFC'S ZINGER DOUBLE DOWN KING: A sandwich made by adding a burger patty to the infamous chicken-instead-of-buns creation can only be described using all caps. NO BUN ALL MEAT. Only available in South Korea.
Taco Bell's Waffle Taco: It took two years for Taco Bell to develop this waffle folded in the shape of a taco, the stand-out star of its new breakfast menu.
Krispy Kreme Triple Cheeseburger: Only attendees at the San Diego County Fair were given the opportunity to taste the official version of this donut-hamburger-heart attack combo. The rest of America has reasonable odds of not dropping dead tomorrow.
Taco Bell's Quesarito: A burrito wrapped in a quesadilla inside an enigma. Quarantined to one store in Oklahoma City.