2014's fast food atrocities
Burger King's black cheeseburger: Made with squid ink and bamboo charcoal, arguably a symbol of meat's destructive effect on the planet. Only available in Japan.
1. Sasha Grey in Eminem’s new video, “Space Bound”
Last year it was Megan Fox who starred in an Eminem video. Now it’s Sasha Grey. Which siren will the hip-hop star rap to in an open field next time?
2. Remote hand-plucking
If you are too lazy to actually learn an instrument, this device will electrically stimulate the nerve endings on your arm, twitching you into becoming practically a virtuoso.
3. Reporter giggles over farts
Looks, farts are just funny. Not even Walter Cronkite could have told this story without losing it.
4. The Charlie Sheen mask you never asked for
Now you won’t have to waste any time on Halloween making your son’s Charlie Sheen mask from scratch. Also comes in hyper-realistic version with trail of cocaine mucus trailing down nostril.
5. The official trailer for Pixar’s “Brave”
It’s a little bit of a departure from “Cars 2.”
Domino's Specialty Chicken: It's like regular pizza, except instead of a crust, there's fried chicken. The company's marketing officer calls it "one of the most creative, innovative menu items we have ever had” -- brain power put to good use.
KFC'S ZINGER DOUBLE DOWN KING: A sandwich made by adding a burger patty to the infamous chicken-instead-of-buns creation can only be described using all caps. NO BUN ALL MEAT. Only available in South Korea.
Taco Bell's Waffle Taco: It took two years for Taco Bell to develop this waffle folded in the shape of a taco, the stand-out star of its new breakfast menu.
Krispy Kreme Triple Cheeseburger: Only attendees at the San Diego County Fair were given the opportunity to taste the official version of this donut-hamburger-heart attack combo. The rest of America has reasonable odds of not dropping dead tomorrow.
Taco Bell's Quesarito: A burrito wrapped in a quesadilla inside an enigma. Quarantined to one store in Oklahoma City.