Paris and Nicole: They really are puppets!

The dimmest bulbs in all of tabloid land decide what to wear for Halloween. Video

Whether or not Paris Hilton or Nicole Ritchie are friends in real-life is always a tricky question to answer, but their puppet doppelgangers are in fine spirits in this parody of "The Simple Life." Watch the daft duo debate over what costumes to wear for Halloween. Will they dress as Suri? Fire crotch? Or just go as "sexy" like they did last year?

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