Breastcapades!

Tonya Harding puts her breast skate forward; Nerve.com party gets sexy -- what a shocker! Plus: David Duchovny says, "My butt is so good."


Amy Reiter
June 11, 2001 8:59PM (UTC)

Never mind the kneecaps. Tonya Harding's focused on a new set of body parts these days: her very own breasts.

Nancy Kerrigan's former nemesis is apparently hot to bare her surgically enhanced assets ... on ice ... in Vegas.

According to the Las Vegas Sun, Harding and her people are in talks to have the erstwhile Olympic skater strip on the Strip in an ice spectacular, timed to coincide with the 2002 Winter Olympics.

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Harding is "very serious about her Las Vegas options, and considering them in a long-term scenario," one source in on negotiations told the paper.

Fine, but a topless triple lutz? Ouch!

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Not one single person?

"It's affected my relationship with my brother. But I don't think there's a person out there that actually believes I slept with my brother."

-- Angelina Jolie on the rampant speculation she set off by sucking face with her brother at the Oscars way back when, on NBC's "Dateline."

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Sex in the City

You'd have expected things to get a little randy at Nerve.com's 4th-anniversary bash in New York the other night. After all, it is a sex site. But who would have predicted the fellow who made his appearance wearing nothing but a black sock (not on his foot) with a flashing bicycle light or the onstage antics that might have made Monica Lewinsky blush?

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Possibly not Moby, who was in attendance, or other celebrity guests including Bret Easton Ellis, the Smashing Pumpkins' Billy Corgan, former Hole/Smashing Pumpkins bassist Melissa auf der Maur and Dean Winters of HBO's "Oz."

As things onstage got increasingly raunchy, "the Nerve editors were really egging everyone on," says one attendee who says she's "still recovering from the visual shock."

And thanks to HBO, which was there filming the whole thing, you may soon be too.

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Angel thighs

"What is my idea of Heaven? Jennifer Lopez's bike seat!"

-- Chris Rock on life in the bootyful beyond, on Popcorn.com.

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The XXX files?

David Duchovny would like you to know that he's no Mark Wahlberg. That butt he bares in "Evolution" is all his.

"My butt is so good," Duchovny tells Mr. Showbiz, "it's like the Amazing Perfect Ass."

The ex-Mr. "X-Files" stresses that, purty as his posterior may be, he wasn't exactly jumping up and down about showing it off to the world.

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"It wasn't like, 'Please put my ass in the movie,'" he says. And he was particularly afraid he might show the crew a little more than they might have bargained for.

But he did think it might be funny. "I consider myself to be an intelligent guy," he tells the Web site, "but I love a good fart joke. I love a good ass joke. It's just human."

Hear, hear.

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