I want my world back!

Why is it that when you call information, they've got no information? And why are there American flags in my grilled ham and cheese?



Ranted by Cary Tennis
July 18, 2002 10:55PM (UTC)

Steeped in the rough-and-tumble spoken-word movement, boiled in punk rock, roasted in alcohol, pressure-cooked in American literature and turned like a newel post on the lathe of American journalism, Cary Tennis considers life's most pressing questions in audio form most every week on Salon.

This week he considers a problem that has been bothering him for some time but which comes to a head due to a confluence of events involving his home Internet DSL service, an innocent phone call to "information," two American flags planted in a smoked ham and cheese sandwich, and Kate Smith on the jukebox singing "God Bless America."


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