The offensive T-shirt contest!

Pick the slogan that shouts "tool-of-The-Man" the loudest.

Published November 4, 2005 8:59PM (EST)

Too old to participate in the teenage "girlcott" of Abercrombie & Fitch? You can still have fun denouncing their sexist slogans.

The Pandagon blog has launched a "more offensive than thou" T-shirt contest: "Imagine it's like a beauty pageant but the winner is crowned for having the most humiliating, status quo-upholding, tool-of-The-Man T-shirt," Amanda Marcotte writes.

So, what's the worst? "I'm too pretty to do math" or "No Money / No Car / No Chance" or "Do I make you look fat?" See lots of other contestants, and vote here.

By Katharine Mieszkowski

Katharine Mieszkowski is a senior writer for Salon.

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