Don't feed the manimals!

President warns against mixing man with beast.

By H.h.

Published February 1, 2006 8:47PM (EST)

In last night's state of the union address, scary talk of terrorism and evil shrouded the president's main objective: to stop the propagation of manimals! Whether they're manthers or mermaids or ape-men, we all must reckonize that these unnatural creatures should not be allowed to exist!

By H.h.


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