Don't feed the manimals!

President warns against mixing man with beast.


H.h.
February 2, 2006 1:47AM (UTC)

In last night's state of the union address, scary talk of terrorism and evil shrouded the president's main objective: to stop the propagation of manimals! Whether they're manthers or mermaids or ape-men, we all must reckonize that these unnatural creatures should not be allowed to exist!


H.h.

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