Entertainment Weekly: Two years ago, F.A.T. actress Mo'Nique -- yes, we're a little obsessed -- dared Hugh Hefner to invite her to pose nude for Playboy. She still hasn't received an answer. Should we start a letter-writing campaign?
Los Angeles Times: Can a skirt be considered a work of art? (I vote yes.)
Yahoo! News: In an effort to give law enforcement a "kinder, gentler and less corrupt face," the Peruvian government replaced male traffic cops with female ones in the 1990s. It's really working out well. Roughly a third of the 1,031 policewomen on the force in Lima have been "cursed, shoved, punched, dragged, run over or taken hostage by angry male drivers," which may have something to do with the fact that the female cops are trained to "keep their cool, never pull a gun, and always address the driver as "el señor."