In a 2004 file photo from Reuters, Rep. Mark Foley talks with President George W. Bush.
Update: Folks have been making up captions for the photo above in the comments below, but it's unlikely anyone's going to beat what the president said just yesterday: "I get a little nervous when I hear people say, 'Well, I don't want to be measured.' My attitude is, what are you trying to hide?"
Bush was talking about No Child Left Behind, but that's a whole different punch line.
Tim Grieve is a senior writer and the author of Salon's War Room blog.