What misogynistic distortion!
These lies have grown out of proportion!
Says, Repeat after me:
Plan B is not an abortion!
OK, here's mine:
Why block a vaccine? Here's our answer.
Gardasil is no values-enhancer.
To prevent HPV
Causes sex, don't you see?
And quite frankly, we prefer cancer.*
There you go. Have at it.
*This limerick has been tweaked to improve rhymage since its original posting.