What rhymes with Gardasil?
Today's procrastination invitation: Feminist limerick-fest 2007!
March 14, 2007 7:20PM (UTC)
Calling all men from Nantucket! Blogger John Patrick has launched his annual online limerick festival. Here, BitchPh.D. throws down:
What misogynistic distortion!
These lies have grown out of proportion!
Says, Repeat after me:
Plan B is not an abortion!
OK, here's mine:
Why block a vaccine? Here's our answer.
Gardasil is no values-enhancer.
To prevent HPV
Causes sex, don't you see?
And quite frankly, we prefer cancer.*
There you go. Have at it.
*This limerick has been tweaked to improve rhymage since its original posting.
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