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Berkeley Breathed
January 20, 2008 6:40PM (UTC)
Berkeley Breathed
Berkeley Breathed's most recent book is Pete & Pickles. He's a best-selling children's author, screenwriter and Pulitzer Prize-winning cartoonist. For the full Opus archive, go here.
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