I do not recommend living on a diet of coffee and apocalyptic financial news headlings, but if you are, like me, beginning to feel an incipient ulcer forming in your stomach, then you probably could use a few good belly laughs.
From the satirists at VersusPlus, to the tune of Carole King's "You've Got a Friend":
"You've Got the Fed"
My favorite line:
I'm a Yankee Getting cranky At this Greenspanky tank of Bernanke