O wise and muscled one, I deserve better than this stinky dump for eternity!

Published September 21, 2008 10:33AM (EDT)

By Berkeley Breathed

Berkeley Breathed's most recent book is Pete & Pickles. He's a best-selling children's author, screenwriter and Pulitzer Prize-winning cartoonist. For the full Opus archive, go here.

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