For the record, in case you'd forgotten, it's Valentine's Day tomorrow. And if you did forget, you're in trouble -- all the good gifts are sold out, and now your significant other is going to dump you and no one will ever love you again.
Fortunately, there's one beloved institution to which you can turn in a situation like this: The Republican Party. They've come through with a selection of fine Valentine's Day cards suitable for any relationship.
Actually, to tell you the truth, a lot of them are pretty lame. But a couple made me giggle a bit; two of my favorites are below.
For the record, I think a box of chocolate-covered pork sounds delicious, and if any of you want to send me one for Valentine's Day, that'd be more than fine with me.