It's on: The Tiger porn movie

In case you thought the story couldn't get dirtier

By Mary Elizabeth Williams

Senior Writer

Published December 18, 2009 4:19PM (EST)

Perhaps the one surprise left in the ongoing, slow motion, almost guaranteed to end in divorce court disaster that is the Tiger Woods scandal is that it's taken this long to turn it into a porn movie. Maybe it's because this story came with porn stars pre-installed.

While Holly Sampson revealed recently that her own adult version of the Tiger tale is "in the works," Adam & Eve Pictures are already on the job with an"official" porn parody,  under the inevitable title "Tiger's Wood."

That's right, pornography is at last going to explore the issue of black men getting it on with well-endowed blondes. Adult star Tyler Knight, who's playing the title role, is currently merrily tweeting his updates from the set. And Kayden Kross, who's playing the Elin role, self-deprecatingly describes herself as "adding yet another blond pantyless spray tanned breakdown to the list." Potentially kookiest aspect of the whole thing? There's a buttoned-up Gloria Allred character -- though no word yet on whether she'll be on the receiving end of what the film refers to as his "long drive." All we do know is that at the rate Woods's conquests are coming forward,  this thing had better have a cast of thousands.

By Mary Elizabeth Williams

Mary Elizabeth Williams is a senior writer for Salon and author of "A Series of Catastrophes & Miracles."

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