Guess whose wedding America really cares about?

Sure, Kate and William are exciting, but apparently, they're no match for reality star Kristin Cavallari

By Drew Grant
April 26, 2011 8:13PM (UTC)
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Kristin Cavallari, left, ousts Kate and William for Google supremacy.

"No guys, I know. Kate and William. History in the making. This is a really, really big deal. But I have to tell you, do you know what really got me excited today, weddings-wise?"

"Kristin Cavallari! From 'Laguna Beach!' And then 'The Hills!' (But only much, much later, after Lauren Conrad left to do … whatever it is that Lauren Conrad does.) Anyway, Kristin – who used to date Stephen back in like, 2005? – is now going to get married to Jay Cutler!"

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"What do you mean, you don't know who Jay Cutler or Kristin are? Jay is quarterback for the Chicago Bears! Kristin was on a few reality shows! These are our royal couple, people!"

"Also, I am really into bird paintining these days. Don't ask."


Drew Grant

Drew Grant is a staff writer for Salon. Follow her on Twitter at @videodrew.

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