Remember how Evan Bayh quit the Senate in a huff because he wanted to
make a tremendous amount of money help create one damn job or whatever he said he was going to do? And remember how then he became a lobbyist, joined a private equity firm, and signed with Fox News? I'm thrilled to report that Evan Bayh has created a fourth job, for himself: Shill for the U.S. Chamber of Commerce, as they work to gut the EPA, SEC, OSHA, and the brand-new Consumer Financial Protection Bureau.
One thing that is definitely standing in the way of job-creation is a rule requiring disclosure of the use of conflict minerals from the Congo, so I am glad that Bayh and the Chamber are working tirelessly to delay the implantation of that rule.
Let's try to predict what Evan Bayh will do next, to create jobs!
- Become a consultant for NFL owners in their lockout of the Players Association.
- Became a mercenary for Blackwater.
- Join Mitt Romney campaign.
- Write a column for the Daily Beast.
Together, we can save or create 10,000,000 jobs, for Evan Bayh.