1. Tween news of the day: Justin Bieber's girlfriend, Selena Gomez, was rushed to the hospital after she complained of a headache and nausea post-"Tonight Show" appearance. Yeah, Leno will do that to you.
2. Royal envy of the day: William and Kate looking radiant at the ARK (Absolute Return for Kids) gala last night. My god, I thought we'd seen the last of those two after the honeymoon -- at least give us a couple months off!
3. Meta viral roundup of the day: Comedians Gabe Delahaye and Max Silvestri talk about all the great Internet videos you missed this week as part of their new Internet video series, "Gabe & Max Like the Internet."
4. Spoilers of the day: Thanks for ruining "Super 8," marketing people behind "Super 8."
5. Alec Baldwin tweet of the day: