"True Blood" stars Stephen Moyer and Anna Paquin have one hell of a kinky relationship. As vampire Bill Compton and Sookie Stackhouse, the two might be currently on the outs, but for the real-life married couple ... well, let's just say they know how to bring some spice into their relationship.
During a recent interview to promote the fourth season of Alan Ball's HBO show (which premieres this Sunday at 9 p.m.), Moyer told Men's Health magazine that Anna allows him to bite more than just the necks of some of his more rabid fans.
From Men's Health:
"I get to sign boobs a lot. I get to bite boobs occasionally, when I’m allowed…If my missus is there and she approves of the person I get to bite boobs… and necks."
Jesus, what?! Stephen Moyer is going around biting people's breasts (if his wife "approves of the person")? Because I don't remember one instance of that happening on the show. There aren't even any major arteries in the breast; that's why vampires on "True Blood" usually go for the neck, thigh or under the armpit.
And help me try to imagine this here: Does Moyer just give the top of these fans' cleavage a little nip? Does he open his whole mouth and gently bite down on the entire breast for a photo op? If Anna deems the person worthy, are they allowed to take off their top to give Moyer better access? Does he do it in public, or do Moyer and Paquin have a little basement dungeon where they charge people money for this sexy privilege? So many questions!
I'm all for acquiescing to weird requests from fans, but this behavior is bordering on bizarre. I can't think of one other instance where motorboating a woman with your fangs would be considered acceptable celebrity behavior, even if they are asking for it (literally) and your wife gets to watch.