1. Once you go Black
Everyone is saying this Lexi St. George kid is the new Rebecca Black. Some are even saying that her song "Dancing to the Rhythm" is a better Ark Music Factory production than "Friday," which must be such a proud moment for her and her family.
2. Tim Pawlenty was just born this way
You know, leaving aside his feelings on Lady Gaga's talent (which starts at 1:50), can we just discuss what it says about the GOP candidate that he is agreeing to interviews with a site called Glittarazi?
3. A whole bunch of "Potter"
Eight new clips were released from "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part Two: No Seriously: This Is the Last One You Guys." Check out essentially half the movie in minute-long increments.
4. Clear eyes, full hearts, let's plank
A Canadian football team lies down on the ground after winning a game to prove that they are either hip to Internet culture or very sleepy.
5. Roseanne amuses herself with the double meaning of the word "nuts"
Oh, this is going to be a fun show.