1. The Batman danger
Cracked.com's always funny series "After Hours" discusses the real menace to Gotham City.
2. Update: Fat men falling down still considered humorous
3. Beyoncé's "Best"
Ever wanted to see what the singer's wedding would look like? She gives you a hypothetical glimpse in the new video for her breakup ballad, "Best Thing I Never Had."
4. Octomom on "Today"
Wait… NBC isn't paying Nadya Suleman for interviews now? Not like I'm any great defender of the Octomom, but "Good Morning America" allegedly offered that Botox mommy $10K to go on the show, and she only had one kid's mouth to feed.
5. Not Safe Furs Work
The Handsome Fur's awesome (but graphic and NSFW) music video for "What About Us?"