1. Drag of the day: Pizza Hut allegedly kicked out a patron in Wallace, N.C., for entering the chain restaurant in a dress. The managers say what bothered them was the guy never ordered anything.
I can't really tell, but I'm pretty sure Delaware's is "Final Destination."
4. Russia's terrible double-entendre of the day: Not only does its cigarette brand Kiss market to teenage girls, but its ads translate to, approximately, "I love everything new, delicious and round!"
That's what she … oh, forget it.
5. Comedian grab bag of the day: This episode of the Web show "Low Standards" is a must-watch for anyone who has ever wondered what Julie Klausner, Victoria Jackson, Andrew Dice Clay and Lea Thompson would say to each other if forced to have a conversation.