Last night, Twitter user @CatNyugen forthrightly asked enthusiastic Twitterer Salman Rushdie: "hey, why are you talking about literature and art, don't you know there's Kim Kardashian gossip to attend to?"
"OK, I will rise to the challenge and offer my once-only, never-to-be-repeated Kim #Kardashian Limerick," Rushdie sportingly replied. And sohedid!
The marriage of poor kim #kardashian was krushed like a kar in a krashian
her kris kried, not fair! why kan't I keep my share?
But kardashian fell klean outa fashian.
Emma Mustich is a Salon contributor. Follow her on Twitter: @emustich.