If you were wondering when contemporary literary giants would get around to weighing in on this week's pop culture calamity -- the Kim Kardashian/Kris Humphries divorce -- it seems you weren't alone.
Last night, Twitter user @CatNyugen forthrightly asked enthusiastic Twitterer Salman Rushdie: "hey, why are you talking about literature and art, don't you know there's Kim Kardashian gossip to attend to?"
The marriage of poor kim #kardashian was krushed like a kar in a krashian
her kris kried, not fair! why kan't I keep my share?
But kardashian fell klean outa fashian.