Naked Kate Middleton?

Topless pictures of Kate Middleton emerge just a few weeks after Prince Harry's scandal

Published September 14, 2012 2:32PM (EDT)

The media will not rest until it has seen every member of the Royal Family naked--or semi-naked. French magazine Closer has published pictures of Kate Middleton topless, cavorting around with a man! Except that, by "cavorting" I mean "sunbathing in private," and by "a man," I mean that guy she is married to, Prince William.

In other words, the paparazzi majorly creeped on the Royal couple. That makes the French publishers, as The Telegraph calls them "grinning perverts." The French magazine described the event as such:

"A little more than a year after their marriage, the royal couple was offered a romantic getaway, far from the protocol and etiquette in their very own garden of Eden.

Almost alone in the world… because Closer was there! After the Olé Olé holidays of Prince Harry in Las Vegas, discover the very sensual shots of Kate Middleton and her husband Prince William.

Discover the incredible pictures of the future Queen of England as you've never seen her before… and as you will never see her again!"

And, because the world has apparently never seen boobs before, The Mirror is live-blogging reactions to the photos.

The Royal Family is considering taking legal action against Closer, describing the incident as "reminiscent of the worst excesses of the press and paparazzi during the life of Diana, Princess of Wales, and all the more upsetting to The Duke and Duchess for being so."

H/T Mediaite

By Prachi Gupta

Prachi Gupta is an Assistant News Editor for Salon, focusing on pop culture. Follow her on Twitter at @prachigu or email her at

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