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If you’re a Thanksgiving host you’re probably nervous — and understandably so. After all, your friends and family are all counting on YOU to make sure they enjoy the all-American feast.
That’s why we’ve put together a plan to ensure that your holiday extravaganza will also be a memorable one.
First, invite your family to Thanksgiving with this invitation:
You’ll want to impress them, so plan ahead with some recipes from highly regarded restaurateur Guy Fieri:
On Thanksgiving Day, serve them this bacon-wrapped turkey:
Or this one, “brined in Dunkin’ Donuts coolattas, stuffed with munchkins and served with coffee gravy and mashed hash browns”:
Music is important for setting the mood. Play this song on repeat:
When you say grace, thank scientists, not God:
Thanksgiving dinner, a few years ago, each in turn thanked God for food. I thanked scientists for improved farming. Got booed— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) November 24, 2011
For dessert, follow up with this cake to remind your relatives what they can look forward to when they visit you again, next month:
Prachi Gupta is an Assistant News Editor for Salon, focusing on pop culture. Follow her on Twitter at @prachigu or email her at email@example.com.More Prachi Gupta.