Glenn Beck has a theory that there is a conspiracy to label Glenn Beck a conspiracy theorist.
In a monologue spent puzzling over why the media has accused him of being a conspiracy theorist, Beck mused: "The media has their own agenda; the media goes for it. And if the media has a story line it just writes it in. Currently the story line is: conspiracy theorist. Now why? Why would that be the agenda item now? Why is it a concentrated effort now to label me a conspiracy theorist?"
Beck answered his own question with, naturally, a self-aggrandizing conspiracy theory involving Cass Sunstein: