Right-wing pastor: Girl Scouts are wicked and their cookies promote lesbianism

"Please, I beg of you, stop buying Girl Scout cookies," Kevin Swanson pleads

By Katie McDonough
October 21, 2013 11:44PM (UTC)
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Girl Scout cookie season is still a few months away, but pastor and right-wing activist Kevin Swanson is already worked up about the consequences of eating Caramel DeLites and Thin Mints.

Namely, lesbianism, abortion, Communism and general wickedness.

"Please, I beg of you, stop buying Girl Scout cookies," Swanson pleaded during his Monday radio broadcast.

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Swanson isn't the first conservative to go absolutely bananas over the Girl Scouts' inclusive but fairly anodyne policies regarding sexuality, gender and religion, but it's still plenty fun to listen to him panic about them.

You can listen to his entreaty here:

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h/t Right Wing Watch


Katie McDonough

Katie McDonough is Salon's politics writer, focusing on gender, sexuality and reproductive justice. Follow her on Twitter @kmcdonovgh or email her at kmcdonough@salon.com.

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