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KMart holiday commercial features thrusting dudes, musical testicles

The megastore says "happy holidays" with genitals


Katie McDonough
November 19, 2013 10:10PM (UTC)

A KMart commercial for Joe Boxer brand underwear is advertising its seasonal garments with a bunch of men standing in a row thrusting their genitals to and fro (and side to side). Personally, I do not associate six men thrusting their genitals at me with holiday cheer. There is also something unsettlingly weapon-like about the idea of metal testicles, but to each their, I suppose.

Happy gross holidays, everyone.

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Katie McDonough

Katie McDonough is Salon's politics writer, focusing on gender, sexuality and reproductive justice. Follow her on Twitter @kmcdonovgh or email her at kmcdonough@salon.com.

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