KMart holiday commercial features thrusting dudes, musical testicles

The megastore says "happy holidays" with genitals

By Katie McDonough

Published November 19, 2013 5:10PM (EST)


A KMart commercial for Joe Boxer brand underwear is advertising its seasonal garments with a bunch of men standing in a row thrusting their genitals to and fro (and side to side). Personally, I do not associate six men thrusting their genitals at me with holiday cheer. There is also something unsettlingly weapon-like about the idea of metal testicles, but to each their, I suppose.

Happy gross holidays, everyone.

Katie McDonough

Katie McDonough is Salon's politics writer, focusing on gender, sexuality and reproductive justice. Follow her on Twitter @kmcdonovgh or email her at

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