Or not, since it is a fake special that is also terrifying. "Saturday Night Live" brings together Fieri (Bobby Moynihan is always excellent as the spiky haired Food Network host), the Mitt Romney- and fedora-loving Robert James Ritchie, goth magician Criss Angel and a gaggle of other television personalities who would scare your grandmother for some holiday cheer. (And some bean dip.)
The sketch is NSFH (not suitable for humanity), and at the very least NSFW (or children who may be in the room with you):
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