LeVar Burton read an expletive-laced "children's book" as part of a fundraising drive for Rooster Teeth's Extra Life. Though the book reads with a snooze-inducing, "Goodnight Moon" cadence, believe me, this is not the stuff of "Reading Rainbow."
Watch Burton read Adam Mansbach's "Go the Fuck to Sleep" below:
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