"Jurassic Park's" Bryce Dallas Howard, who is most definitely not Jessica Chastain, visited "Conan" Wednesday night and proved that she is easily one of the world's best "criers on command." To put her skills to the test, O'Brien rambled on about Home Depot for 70 seconds, the most humdrum topic he could think of. As he neared the end of his rambling, O'Brien looked over to find Howard with tears streaming down her face. Stay strong, BDH.
Watch the clip below: