In a silent sketch from Tuesday's "Inside Amy Schumer," Schumer navigates the confusing world of modern dating, which includes flirtatious latte art.
Schumer gives us the cautionary tale of what might happen if we all acted upon the foam messages our baristas delivered us -- from the vague (a leaf) to the explicit (a penis?) to the committal (an engagement ring).
Moral of story: Avoid flirty baristas or risk getting burned. Poor Amy must learn this the hard way.
Watch the clip courtesy of Comedy Central below: