Amy Schumer’s latest cautionary tale: Don't get too friendly with your barista

Schumer learns the hard way what happens when you act upon flirty latte art

Published June 23, 2015 9:12PM (EDT)

 Amy Schumer    (Comedy Central)
Amy Schumer (Comedy Central)

In a silent sketch from Tuesday's "Inside Amy Schumer," Schumer navigates the confusing world of modern dating, which includes flirtatious latte art.

Schumer gives us the cautionary tale of what might happen if we all acted upon the foam messages our baristas delivered us -- from the vague (a leaf) to the explicit (a penis?) to the committal (an engagement ring).

Moral of story: Avoid flirty baristas or risk getting burned. Poor Amy must learn this the hard way.

Watch the clip courtesy of Comedy Central below:

By Colin Gorenstein

Colin Gorenstein is Salon's assistant editor of internet and viral content. Follow @colingorenstein or email

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