Retirement didn’t last long for David Letterman.
The former “Late Show” host — like Stephen Colbert, with a post-show beard — made a surprise appearance at a show by pals Steve Martin and Martin Short last night in San Antonio and delivered a top-10 list about one of his favorite targets, Donald Trump.
Some of the top-10 “Interesting Things About Donald Trump”:
* “During sex, Donald Trump calls out his own name”
* “Donald Trump weighs 240 pounds. (Long pause) 250 with cologne”
* “Thanks to Donald Trump, the Republican mascot is also an ass”
* And, in a nod to two of the “Three Amigos” — “Donald Trump has pissed off so many Mexicans he’s starring in a movie called ‘No Amigos'”
Watch the entire appearance below.
